My bad.

Now this is a funny Thanksgiving tweet that I just read:

in honor of thanksgiving, i'm going to break into someone's house, plant a flag and say it's mine.

Occasionally illegal immigration works out, huh?

Perhaps I'll consider forgiving you for stealing my "L", just because you made me laugh!

Quite noble of you, I must say.

Really a struggle to get any work done here at the office.

sleeping off and on today.

Tex is in Jimmy Buffet mode.

Ugly up here with the sleet

Virtually the exact opposite weather in Dallas yesterday for my day trip.

Welcome home my son, he has arrived

X-rays were kind to him in the airports?

You guys are lucky you didn't have to drive through Louisville.

Zed from Pulp Fiction is probably originally from Louisville.

And by the way folks, Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Black Friday looms tomorrow, not looking forward to going into work at midnight.

Be kind to the tofu, eat lots of turkey!

Can't argue with that!

Dead rotting flesh isn't my thing bet be my guest.

Eating meat is my favorite thing on Thanksgiving!

Eating meat is my favorite thing on Thanksgiving!

Forgive me but...That's what she said!

GACK is also what she said...

Black Friday looms tomorrow, not looking forward to going into work at midnight.

Hey, at least you don't have to go in at 9 pm.

I'm going tonight to shop at 10pm, then I am done.

Just hit Walgreens and CVS. Got about $50 worth of stuff for -$10.