How come?

I would argue he makes a better case for capital punishment.

Just check out his stand up video on dvd and you might change your mind.

Kindly stop from trying to trick me into horrible things.

LOL. I swear it was funny. I went into it skeptically.

More examples...

 

his twitter

Edited January 3, 201115 yr by BigSqwert

No, you can't make me do it.

Obviously, I just don't want any part of his vocal chords.

Perhaps if I could wrap my fingers around his vocal cords and pull, it could be worth it.

Quite honestly happy that Balta won't make it to the drinkathon. He'd probably just eat half of the attendees.

Russians, White, should be consumed in my honor.

Sorry. I don't do cow dairy.

THat is why you fail.

Umm...I could ask for soy creamer but I doubt they'll have it.

Very poor selection of bars then.

Well to be honest, I doubt any bar in this country would offer that. Maybe in California though.

X-rays could be cool

You should order the X-Ray glasses listed in the back of comics.

Zero x-ray anomalies associated with vision through them.

A lot of Zhivago's Revenges all night will keep you nice and warm.

Edited January 3, 201115 yr by Chet Kincaid

And how do you know that? Did you send in $5.95 and get burned?

Bah!

Balta plays with too many X-rays in his normal day and is familiar with their safety equipment

 

Cancer is likely to develop with overexposure.

Depends on the type of X-Ray.