Can you be more specific?

Dude is still using those America Online disks that were sent out as junk mail in the late 90s.

Eventually I will use up all of those thousand hour disks.

Facebook must load in a slow fashion when on dial up.

Gotta tell me what a facebook is? Is that some left wing cataloging program?

He wonders why he lost those elections...

ICQ is all I need.

Just in case some of the young ones in here aren't familiar, explain ICQ.

Kids your age... you know nothin

Let's stand on his lawn.

Let's stand on his lawn.

Might shoot us like that one old man in Chicago.

Edited January 3, 201115 yr by BigSqwert

No way he's a good shot, he can't see.

Oh yeah, you forget us right-wingers like to hang out in armed militias...

Pleased to see someone else getting the old man jokes for a change.

Quiet old man.

Really, you just asked for that.

Sure did.

Time to make the doughnuts.

Ulysses S Grant was a big fan of doughnuts.

Very surprised they'd been invented by then.

Well, Hansen Gregory, an American, claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut in 1847 aboard a lime-trading ship when he was only sixteen years old.

 

(per wikipedia)

Xanthan gum was likely not a major ingredient in that product.

You are correct in that assumption.

Zero chance it stays out for long. it's in everything.

Are you using it in your human gazpacho?