Just because you say that doesn't make it true. Why I've blown out both of my knees, and I got up and immediately limped back to camp using the nearest person as a human crutch. If I can do that...

Kind of a slow month for Soxtalk. Other than the Bears game over the weekend there hasn't been much discussion.

Likely to stay that way til Spring Training, me thinks.

More or less.

No Johnny Damon to sign this year. Work is actually done.

Overall it has been a nice winter.

Perhaps your definition of "Nice" differs from mine.

Quickly the differences between north and south appear.

Really, your winter has been helped by your ownership of slaves? Well I'll be.

Snow and cold weather make large scale cash crops difficult. Sunshine is great for growing cotton. Once the gin was invented, large scale plantations were very profitable. So yeah, winter and slavery do have something in common

Thank you Tex for admitting you feel the need to pay reparations.

Uncharacteristically quiet in here the last couple of days.

Very few people around.

Wonder why?

X is toughest letter in this thread.

You should be nicknamed Captain Obvious.

Ziti would be good tonight.

Acne problems?

Balta's face doesn't look like pasta, if that's waht you're asking.

Call off the dogs cause I'm here!!

Dogs love chicken.

Everybody loves chicken.

For now...until BS arrives in the thread again.

Gnaw on some human??

Human? Ew.