Zero chance I will make it to the end of teh day without getting really upset at some kid.

A test cures all!

 

Balta has one for you if you want to take it.

Chlamydia infection is easily testable now. . . so I have read.

Dude, the old Jewish girls must be all over you in Florida.

Everyone's over Flaxx.

f*** flax and all of its omega 3s.

Good for you when you consume it though.

Hello spring breakers starting to come through. Pushes out the Winter Texans

I think you should sell them souvenirs.

Jalapenos would be a good idea.

Knowing that I'm heading north while they head south is comforting

Lets just think of you as on your spring break too then.

Must be time to allow this thread to die a quiet death so no one sees

Nope

Obviously it's your fault, you keep bumping it.

Placing blame on Tex is a very prudent policy/

Quit helping him out.

Really?

Stop.

This isn't hammer time is it?

Until it stops.

Virtually, hammertime stopped years ago.

Well, you'd know.

Xzibit is the rapper you guys are referring to, right?