That is a post I am saving and editing for when you run for office.

Until you see the list of your posts that I've saved up...

Really? It took you that long to catch on?

 

Very seldom do I grace my presence on the board anymore. Need to change that a bit.

Virtually any post could hurt.

We all feel that pain.

Xanthic is the color of my urine.

Yikes this was almost dead...

Zero chance this gets to page 2

Argh.

Ba-hahahahah

Can of corn

Decided only the Sox in 1st should kill this thread.

Everyone quick, go sign up for a Royals/Indians board and start one of these.

Funny, unless Carlos Zambrano is on the team, I don't think it will help.

GTFO THIS THREAD IS STILL LIVING???

Ha, you think Felix's thread lured in suckers, this is the King!

It's like a zombie and I'm shocked that it's been alive this long.

Just sit back, relax, and strap it down.

Knowing this zombie thread is here is making it hard for me to resist checking SLam.

Luke, use the force.

Maybe if I was in a galaxy far far away, but I'm on present day Earth and that s*** don't work.

Noticed this is still going.

Out of this universe man!

Perhaps closing this thread would be best. At least I wouldn't feel compelled to keep posting in here.

"Quietly so no one sees..." is so last year.