Rumsfield likes it.

Someone ought to close this thread damn quick then, otherwise we're all ****ed.

Tell me this isn't true. Has hell frozen over?

Until you can know for sure, here's a steak.

Under no circumstances has hell frozen over. The Cubs are still under .500, so all is right with the world.

Very long time it seems to have been since I last won a post race in here.

Well to be fair the thread was dead for a while.

Xylyl is one of the strangest words I've ever seen...

Xylyl is one of the strangest words I've ever seen...

You obviously never ordered a poo poo platter.

Zoinks!! Why would I?

Ask someone from China.

But why China? Are you a racist?

Communist maybe, but not a racist.

Dude he is a raging racist communist.

Everyone is a raging communist.

FYI - Poo Poo Platter is a dish that originates from China. No racism involved on my part.

Good save, unless your name is Matt Thornton.

Hey now. He's just ironing things out. He'll be the old Matt by August!

I think you are just being a homer now.

Just trying to stay positive. You know me!

King of Wishful Thinking!

Let's not forget that he thinks it's Ozzie's fault.

Maybe I'm just a realist unlike y'all.

Now you're defining yourself as realistic?

Of course. I use objective logic in my thought process.