Obviously you need one. As does most of this board.

 

Would it help if the hug came from Lillibridge?

People that small can get crushed in a hug.

Quit making excuses and tell me why a hug from this wouldn't cheer you up.

 

Really has to do with statutory rape laws.

Statutory rape? What do you plan to do with those ears?

Take them by both hands and pull them down towards....

Until tomorrow then!

Very descriptive indeed. Who knew elf-porn was popular?

We all knew that, we've got the Google.

X-rated filters suck.

you can get rid of those pretty easily, especially for the elves

zero chance of that actually happening.

and here we go again!!!

But why?

But why?

 

 

cause this is the thread, the thread that never ends, ...

Damn

Eternity, or something like it.

F***.

Google that.

Hell just added another resident

In case you didn't know, there's no such thing as Hell.

Just stop.

Keepin' it real is what I do.

Lame

My goodness. Someone pissed in your Cheerios this morning.