Just a minute

Keep counting those seconds.

Lost count

Maybe that explains your economic policy arguments.

Now that's a low blow. Even for you.

Obviously, given our conversation yesterday, going below the belt is something I'm not opposed to.

*pukes violently*

Quick, get that man a trashcan.

Really could have used that trash can. My computer and desk are ruined.

Someone get him a mop.

Truthfully, we're beyond mops right now. Perhaps a flamethrower would be more appropriate.

Useless waste of fuel.

Very quick cleanup though.

Why is that?

Xanthic is the color of my pee.

You may be slightly dehydrated. Clear and copious is better.

Zero color in your urine means what exactly?

Actually it means you need to cut down your Jaeger-bomb intake by 50%.

By 50%? What is 50% of nothing?

Clear means you are properly hydrated.

Dude, that makes me feel much better.

every Rose has its thorn...

f*** Poison

Go check my word capitalization...

Hey I can't help it if you are English grammar challenged.