knitting is boring, so I post.

Learning to knit sounds painful.

Maybe if you suck at it.

Not that I've got any reason to expect I'd be good at it.

Oh I bet you do.

Perhaps you could knit us all a Sox cape?

Quit giving me mental pictures

Really, just think, that cape is all I'd need to wear.

Sox cape, or another style?

Transparent.

Underwear that's knitted might not be comfortable to wear. Especially a knitted thong.

Very uncomfortable for certain tasks.

Would you care to specify which tasks you are referring to?

X-ray vision would be unnecesary.

You never need x-rAys to see under my cape.

ZING!

Any time you want to check I cann arrange it.

Benny the Bull might be interested to see what you're talking about.

Can he be at Thursday's game? I can arrange it there.

Deliver us from evil, Lord!

Evil you say?

Fun!

Good ol regular American evil fun.

he-he-he

I have a better evil laugh than you.