Sex is sex to him.

Two different mascots have air humped the camera during the game tonight.

Uribe likes to hump mascots.

Very likely that the Cleveland....thing.... Has a bigger gut than uribe

Why it is still no match for the gut of Hermie.

Xenomorphic is perhaps a good term to describe both.

You mean fat, right?

Zonules might be useful, that's all I'm saying.

Aha.

Balta with his big words. What a showoff.

Check his on-line records. I'll bet he googled all of them.

Does that surprise you?

Evidently someone pissed all over someone's igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks today.

f*** that is serious

Geologists Gone Wild!

Have to link this. LOL

I am so not clicking that link.

Just do it. You won't be sorry.

Kid, I am not getting myself fired.

Keep trying. I've got more entertaining geology shirts than that.

Lets hear about them.

My friend sells a line of things that simply say "G*DD*mn S***ty Geologist".

Now that's the sort of thing that would get my mouth washed out with soap from momma.

Obviously we're just expressing our feelings about the science.

Pseudo-science if you're a Tea Party member.