Not a bad idea.

Or is it.

Please.....for the love of ME, free HOTFIRE!!!

Quit it. Every time you call the Tank by that crappy name, Kw moves his callup date back a week.

Really, I think you might be on to something.

Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

That is true.

Uribe eats blind squirrels.

Uribe eats blind squirrels.

Very useful he'd have been against the squirrel that tried to attack my wife today.

Weird that would happen on a day, when we talked about squirrels.

Z-raying squirrels would be cool.

X and Y not doing it for you huh?

You Betcha! -- S. Palin

Z Rays aren't even a thing, are they?

Ah, X and Z shouldn't be near each other on a keyboard.

But it does make typing on a typewriter more efficient.

Couldn't care less.

Doesn't that explain a lot.

Except what it doesn't explain.

Fast typing is one of those things.

Good job

Honest...this keyboard design is bad for fast typing, it's designed so that the typewriter arms wouldn't stick together very often. People have designed keyboards that work much better for fast typing.

I already knew that.

Just because you invented the typewriter.

Kind sir, everyone knows that typewriters were invented about the time Tex was 40.