X rated ads can get you into trouble.

You can still post those there?

Zipper-filled leather outfit pictures are strewn about in the personals.

A+ if the zippers are open.

Balta knows all about that.

California people. Pfft.

Don't blame California for me, blame the Region.

Don't blame California for me, blame the Region.

 

Eh, same thing.

Fascinating. You think NW Indiana is similar to California?

Fascinating. You think NW Indiana is similar to California?

 

Gary and its surrounding areas are extremely liberal.

Help me figure out one thing...where are the mountains?

Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore

Just about time for you to get outside, methinks.

Kid, if I went outside right now, I'd fall 250 feet or so.

Let's see you prove it.

Mikey doesn't like it.

Now you're just wimping out. Big talk, no jump.

Oh hell no. You go first.

Probably could jump out of my window if I had to. But then again I wouldn't do so...I believe in the scientific consensus regarding gravity.

Quietly, so no one sees.

Really would be difficult to get out of window without making noise.

So?

That makes doing it "Quietly so no one sees" impossible.

Urkel was not very quiet.

Virtually unmanageable.