Very nice feeling having a five day weekend. Our other high school is in the regional championship game at the Alamodome on Friday. I think I will drop by since I will be in San Antonio

Well, I think I've finally gotten down how to pronounce Eyjafjallajökull.

X rated turkey?

Yeah baby.

Zebra is what we have, instead of turkey.

And I bet it tastes like chicken.

Bet what?

Can't bet my Zebra since we ate it already.

Didn't make any zebra jerky?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Funny movie.

Going to eat my jerky.

Hey, are those two posts related?

I forgot to mention that I will be naked while eating.

Just a minute mister.

Keep your pants on.

Leaving them on is pointless.

Maybe some of us don't want to be pointed at.

Not much to point at your way I take it.

Ouch.

Perhaps

Quiet night would not be as powerful a Christmas carol as Silent Night.

Really, you can't come up with powerful lyrics about quiet solitude?

Solitude sucks

That's what she said.