Umbrella would be necessary to go outside right now for me.

Vaginas dry, just get wet you little girl.

WTF?

Xerotripsis sounds like a serious problem for Flaxx.

Yikes

 

Zero Xerotripsis; I keeps it greasy so it'll go down easy.

 

Awesome. Have you tried bacon fat?

Bacon in the bedroom is something I've yet to experience.

Cool whip? Either in the bedroom or on the bacon? Or both?

Deciding not to answer that one an incriminate myself.

Eventually you're going to have to move to a state that allows this sort of stuff.

Florida doesn't?

Good god man, what happened to this thread :puke

Hell hath no fury like Flaxx's love life.

I don't want anymore details!

Just because you may not want something doesn't mean it won't happen. Just ask Flaxx's wife.

Kill me first please.

Let's not be hasty. Anyway, Flaxx borrowed a bunch of my swords for some reason, so I have little ability to kill right now.

My god, do you realize what you have done?

New territory for this thread.

Ominous, isn't it?

Patently absurd.

Quite right slick.

really SS? Lyrics

Si senior