Zero thousand, but several hundred miles.

Aha

Blew a chance to use Zsa Zsa Gabor since she is in the headlines.

Can no one see that we missed the "V"?

Does it really matter after 89 pages?

Egomaniacs only live to point out faults

 

Can no one see that we missed the "V"?

F***, I'm sure that's my fault.

Good to see that it wasn't Walkers fault.

Harold Baines is made of marble; true story.

I'm worried now, that means he's susceptible to acid rain.

Just stepped on the scale. Oops.

Kind of avoiding my scale these days, and the upcoming holidays won't help.

Losing weight has been easy the past month

Metabolism on me is so awesome that I never worry about weight.

nice asshole

Oh Jim....jealousy does not suit you well.

pants didn't fit me either, hence the battle to shed forty pounds.

Quit eating KFC's double down for breakfast. That should help.

really just counting calories has resulted in losing 20 pounds in 6 weeks.

So little fun is counting calories, I decided against it.

Try giving up dairy and red meat for a month.

Up to low fat and food calories, down to liquid calories without alcohol

Very nice! Diets can be tough.

We ought to open a diet or exercise forum to discuss these things.

X-ray machines can determine bone health.