Ferris Buehler even got his medical bills paid for that day he called in sick.

Good for imaginary characters, they have been discriminated against for too long. Roger Rabbit is right!

Help a fictional character...read a book.

Illiad?

I think they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and help themselves.

Just because you consider that a book doesn't mean the Greeks would.

Jerk!

Keep trying.

Lame kings would read that book

Look it's the 3 amigos in here again.

LOL

Maybe y'all need faster fingers.

No. My keyboard has keys that stick. Time for an upgrade.

Obviously you need to remove the...sticky foreign substances from it.

Peanut butter does tend to drip from my sandwich often. I get that organic kind that you need to stir.

Quit licking your keyboard. That'll help too.

Removing the PB&J is difficult with napkins so I figured licking would suffice.

Sometimes, adding additional biologically produced fluids to other biologically produced fluids just makes things worse.

thanks for the visual.

 

 

Until you get that out of your head, you won't stop screaming.

Virtual puke over here

Would Virtual puke smell, or would it just virtually smell?

XoXo's wouldn't not be forthcoming either way.

Would Virtual puke smell, or would it just virtually smell?

You plug your brain somehow directly into the computer through the brain stem, and it'll stink.

Zeta level of the Matrix.