Shaft didn't have any problems in K

Tuff guy.

U betta watch yo mouf foo

Very solid biscuits on that.

Watch you mouth!

Xanthospermia.

YASNY is my favorite poster that starts with Y

Zero other posters start with that letter?

A great day to find out my Lacoste windbreaker is not water resistant.

Bring your kayak

Can't wait to see the status of my flight later out of O'Hare. Any chance it's delayed?

Delayed? You'd better hope it isn't canceled.

Excellent. Just what I needed to start my week.

Fine, you fly in lightning and see where you get!

Getting groped before the flight will be fun. That's why I wore a kilt to work today and went commando.

Hey that is a great idea. I might try that next time.

I strongly encourage it. TSA loves it too.

John Danks might enjoy it too!

Kilts or getting groped?

left-handed pitching!

Mothers will now tell their kids only Doctors and government clerks can touch their private parts

Now the perverts on the other hand all want jobs at the TSA

Obviously, this can only be viewed as a bad thing for the teachers' unions.

Pretty easy to catch up in this thread no matter how many days you've been away from Soxtalk.

Quite easy you might say.