Away from the people? What about this scenario where the bomber, indicated by the red X, is surrounded by a snaking line with at least 100 people surrounding him?

 

The blast and shrapnel will be absorbed by the people closest to the bomb. People 10 feet away have a wall of flesh and bone they're behind.

"It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!"

- disgruntled TSA worker

 

also...

 

"Molester, pervert, disgusting, an embarrassment, creep. These are all words I have heard today at work describing me, said in my presence as I patted passengers down. These comments are painful and demoralizing, one day is bad enough, but I have to come back tomorrow, the next day and the day after that to keep hearing these comments. If something doesn’t change in the next two weeks I don’t know how much longer I can withstand this taunting. I go home and I cry. I am serving my country, I should not have to go home and cry after a day of honorably serving my country."

Edited November 22, 201015 yr by BigSqwert

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/tsa-responds-...ory?id=12208932

 

"The woman who checked me reached her hands inside my underwear and felt her way around," she said. "It was basically worse than going to the gynecologist. It was embarrassing. It was demeaning. It was inappropriate."

 

"She put her full hand on my breast and said, 'What is this?' I said 'It's a prosthesis because I've had a breast cancer,'" Bossi said. "And she said, 'You'll need to show me that.'"

they should keep using those "puffer" machines.

The issue there is...the explosive used by the last couple guys to try, including the underwear guy, wouldn't be detected by those, I believe.

 

Who is that? Looks familiar. Liv Tyler?

Who is that? Looks familiar. Liv Tyler?

Looks like Kate Beckinsale to me?

Oh I thought the joke was:

 

"TSA not going far enough"

Looks like Kate Beckinsale to me?

 

ahhhh, yes

Another good read on the topic:

 

http://www.slate.com/id/2275839/

Miss TSA pinup calendar

Miss TSA pinup calendar

I think you could call that slightly NSFW.

I think you could call that slightly NSFW.

I was on the fence about labeling it that.

Miss TSA pinup calendar

 

haha

haha

 

 

Damn, blocked at work

That story is almost certainly fake.

That story is almost certainly fake.

What story?

 

What story?

 

I'm pretty sure someone had posted a questionable article about a man becoming sexually aroused by the TSA pat down. And now that post is gone. Or maybe I'm crazy.

I'm pretty sure someone had posted a questionable article about a man becoming sexually aroused by the TSA pat down. And now that post is gone. Or maybe I'm crazy.

I dunno. Kap gets easily aroused.

 

 

I dunno. Kap gets easily aroused.

 

 

 

TSA was testing drinks near the gate in St. Louis last weekend. They were using something that looked like pH strips you use in your pool, but they just held it over the opening. Not sure what that was about, but the guy standing next to me gave the TSA guard the best look ever when he asked him for his drink.

Emphasis mine

 

The Secrets TSA Keeps

 

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Two thoughts. 1) Perhaps if this sort of thing wasn't covered up, and we heard about it everytime TSA staffers failed to catch weapons, the resulting embarassment would improve their performance more than whatever method now being used. 2) I've got to submit to naked scanners and pat downs when they can't even catch weapons going through the x-ray scanners they've already got?

My faith in the ability of government to decide what should be kept secret and what shouldn't is now even closer to nil.

 

 

I dunno why, but the body scanners are increasingly creeping me out. I've been choosing lines without them at airports, but I don't know how long that'll be an option. I know Midway just added one.