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Brent Morel = The Mole?


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I also think, and I'm guilty too, that we feel the need to associate a player's nickname with his given name.

 

Most of the best nickname's have nothing to do with the player's actual name.

 

So I think we should ask ourselves...what makes Morel unique? He's quiet, shrugged shoulders, innocent eyebrows, looks like Cosmo Kramer.....

 

His mannerisms remind me of a shy schoolboy. If he had a bit more power I think "Schoolboy Crusher" would be a pretty wicked name. But we need something more defense oriented.

 

He's also one of those blue collar type players. Perhaps "Brent Money" would be fitting?

 

Or what about "The Silent Assassin"? That's a nickname a chick friend used to have for a guy who was really quiet during sex....but it seems to fit with Morel.

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QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 1, 2011 -> 12:12 AM)
I also think, and I'm guilty too, that we feel the need to associate a player's nickname with his given name.

 

Most of the best nickname's have nothing to do with the player's actual name.

 

So I think we should ask ourselves...what makes Morel unique? He's quiet, shrugged shoulders, innocent eyebrows, looks like Cosmo Kramer.....

 

His mannerisms remind me of a shy schoolboy. If he had a bit more power I think "Schoolboy Crusher" would be a pretty wicked name. But we need something more defense oriented.

 

He's also one of those blue collar type players. Perhaps "Brent Money" would be fitting?

 

Or what about "The Silent Assassin"? That's a nickname a chick friend used to have for a guy who was really quiet during sex....but it seems to fit with Morel.

 

The Silent Assassin was Javy's nickname, so I say we avoid it.

 

Just for the love of god not B-Mo or BM22

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I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched.

 

I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up.

 

I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday

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QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 2, 2011 -> 11:40 PM)
I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched.

 

I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up.

 

I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday

 

Stop while you're ahead

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QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 2, 2011 -> 11:40 PM)
I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched.

 

I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up.

 

I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday

 

Stop while you're ahead

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