March 1, 201115 yr QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Feb 28, 2011 -> 11:48 PM) I think his name has a lot of nickname potential. Like if he makes a great play to kill a rally....that's demoralizing. He's the demorelizer. DM. Ha, that's so cheesy that it's awesome
March 1, 201115 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 1, 2011 -> 12:52 AM) Ha, that's so cheesy that it's awesome I've also been hoping for a Doug Fister acquisition simply for the "You've Been Fisted!" sign potential after every strikeout. Corny is how I roll.
March 1, 201115 yr I also think, and I'm guilty too, that we feel the need to associate a player's nickname with his given name. Most of the best nickname's have nothing to do with the player's actual name. So I think we should ask ourselves...what makes Morel unique? He's quiet, shrugged shoulders, innocent eyebrows, looks like Cosmo Kramer..... His mannerisms remind me of a shy schoolboy. If he had a bit more power I think "Schoolboy Crusher" would be a pretty wicked name. But we need something more defense oriented. He's also one of those blue collar type players. Perhaps "Brent Money" would be fitting? Or what about "The Silent Assassin"? That's a nickname a chick friend used to have for a guy who was really quiet during sex....but it seems to fit with Morel. Edited March 1, 201115 yr by Pale Sox
March 1, 201115 yr QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 1, 2011 -> 12:12 AM) I also think, and I'm guilty too, that we feel the need to associate a player's nickname with his given name. Most of the best nickname's have nothing to do with the player's actual name. So I think we should ask ourselves...what makes Morel unique? He's quiet, shrugged shoulders, innocent eyebrows, looks like Cosmo Kramer..... His mannerisms remind me of a shy schoolboy. If he had a bit more power I think "Schoolboy Crusher" would be a pretty wicked name. But we need something more defense oriented. He's also one of those blue collar type players. Perhaps "Brent Money" would be fitting? Or what about "The Silent Assassin"? That's a nickname a chick friend used to have for a guy who was really quiet during sex....but it seems to fit with Morel. The Silent Assassin was Javy's nickname, so I say we avoid it. Just for the love of god not B-Mo or BM22
March 3, 201115 yr I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched. I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up. I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday Edited March 3, 201115 yr by Pale Sox
March 3, 201115 yr QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 2, 2011 -> 11:40 PM) I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched. I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up. I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday Stop while you're ahead
March 3, 201115 yr QUOTE (Pale Sox @ Mar 2, 2011 -> 11:40 PM) I don't see the appeal with "Hot Fire". Seems cliched. I do like demorelizer the best out of my drunk creations. But I'm drunk again so let's see what I can conjure up. I still think too much emphasis is put on the name though. I've noticed Morel looks like he's about 45 years old. I suggest the name "Old Balls" because he looks old and baseball is played with a ball. It just makes sense to me. Or maybe even "Gold Balls" because he could win a gold glove someday Stop while you're ahead
March 3, 201115 yr QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Mar 3, 2011 -> 12:27 AM) Hot Fire Why couldn't I think of that. Doesn't apply.
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