August 12, 200322 yr Steff's picture of SamME was priceless. I just thought it would be cool if anyone had good Cub hating pictures to share them...This is my ultimate favorite...
August 12, 200322 yr I always thought a cool picture would be God, you know with the long flowing white hair and beard, robes and what not taking a crap with Wrigley being the toilet and watching the Bears play in the Superbowl at Soldier Field and Sox play at Comiskey at the same time in the World Series. He would be pretty big with the Sears Tower or something as an arm rest. Pretty goofy but in my head it is a cool site. I am not an artist so i will stick with the little kid pissing on the cub hat.
August 12, 200322 yr Author I always thought a cool picture would be God, you know with the long flowing white hair and beard, robes and what not taking a crap with Wrigley being the toilet and watching the Bears play in the Superbowl at Soldier Field and Sox play at Comiskey at the same time in the World Series. He would be pretty big with the Sears Tower or something as an arm rest. Pretty goofy but in my head it is a cool site. I am not an artist so i will stick with the little kid pissing on the cub hat. That's awesome!!! Maybe our artists like Cali can see about making this and posting it!
August 12, 200322 yr I always thought a cool picture would be God, you know with the long flowing white hair and beard, robes and what not taking a crap with Wrigley being the toilet and watching the Bears play in the Superbowl at Soldier Field and Sox play at Comiskey at the same time in the World Series. He would be pretty big with the Sears Tower or something as an arm rest. Pretty goofy but in my head it is a cool site. I am not an artist so i will stick with the little kid pissing on the cub hat. Where are the Hawks
August 12, 200322 yr Author Where are the Hawks There's probably a dark cloud above the UC as a curse sent to the organIzation by Teemu Ruuttu.
August 12, 200322 yr There's probably a dark cloud above the UC as a curse sent to the organIzation by Teemu Ruuttu. Ok, perfect Draw it up
August 12, 200322 yr Check this out! Courtesy of www.cubssuck.homestead.com Twenty major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a world series championship... 1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose. 2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose. 3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs. 4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays. 5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice. 6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true. 7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league. 8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers. 9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected. 10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution. 11. Prohibition was created and repealed. 12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top. 13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League. 14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down. 15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held. 16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers. 17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back instyle; disco did the same. 18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and Florida Marlins have all won the World Series. 19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them. 20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were admitted to the Union. Source: The Original Cubs Suck Cubs joke a man from the midwest died and went to hell. the devil walked in and turned up the thermostat and asked "how does that feel?" the man replied, "well, I'm from the midwest and 90 degrees feels like a june day." the devil cranked it up again and aked,"how does it feel now?" the man replied "well, that feels pretty nice, kinda like a 100 degree july day." the devil was getting pissed and up went the thermostat again. "and now?" he asked. "well, thats just like a nice 110 degree august midwest day" the man replied. the devil was so pissed that he turned the thermostat all the way down and hell froze over. "now how does it feel?" he asked. "all right!" the man yelled. "the cubs finally won the world series!"
August 12, 200322 yr Cubs Poem of all the teams across the land one team comes to mind the lowliest team in existence today truly one of a kind. the last time a series was won nary a person is still alive for just a couple hundred bucks, the majority will take a dive. they all hang out on the north side where aids is running wild. with all the other rump-rangers there, no worries of having a child sammy loves a good bottle of wine every once in a while. just look at all the bats he has corked for miles and miles but in this new millenium a series may be won somewhere near 2099 when the pope has a son. From JFooler30 Another Cubs poem The Cubs are a baseball team from the North Side, they haven't won a world series in years although they've tried. If you want to see one of their games it isn't cheap, they need money to pay their star who likes to cheat. Wood splintered everywhere when Sosa swung this bat, I couldn't believe what I was looking at. Full of surprise my mouth open wide, I couldn't believe it there was cork inside. After that my respect for Sosa went down the drain, Then later that night he tried to explain. I grabbed the wrong bat is what he did say, but he cheats and he still gets paid. By September it's usually crystal clear, that maybe this just isn't their year. The Cubs fans excuse and I quote, "Hey we suck because of the Curse of the Goat." They hired Dusty Baker maybe he's the one, that will save this team in the long run. But me I say that can't be done, His troubles have only just begun. But once again I can say this with pride, that the cubs suck and that's something they can't change or hide. From Brandon Keesee
August 12, 200322 yr Author However, we got ALL Cubs fans in ANY argument, since we won the only crosstown World Series. I know that was way back in 1906. But, the events that happened back then are just as important as those that happen right now. It's just that our Sox fan ancestors were able to see it happen instead of us. Nonetheless, Cub fans will NEVER have us in an argument.
August 13, 200322 yr I love this thread !!!!! Keep it up! :fthecubs :puke :sosasucks -> Springsteen rocking at the Cell on Wed!
August 13, 200322 yr I always smile when I see this picture. I think this was the game Caruso and Mark Johnson hit the HRs.
August 13, 200322 yr Author I always smile when I see this picture. I think this was the game Caruso and Mark Johnson hit the HRs. Yes it was! Believe it or not, but that's Darrin Jackson about 1/3 of the way from the right in the Sox dugout.
August 13, 200322 yr That's awesome!!! Maybe our artists like Cali can see about making this and posting it! I'm not THAT good. You need the word f***ING in a picture, you come to me...
August 13, 200322 yr That's awesome!!! Maybe our artists like Cali can see about making this and posting it! edit: whoops, he beat me to it.
August 13, 200322 yr Author I'm not THAT good. You need the word f***ING in a picture, you come to me... How about a Comiskey f***ING Park one then!
August 13, 200322 yr How about a Comiskey f***ING Park one then! Yeah, make it say "It ain't Comiskey f***IN Park anymore"
August 13, 200322 yr You can always tell a Cubs fan, but you can't tell him much. I've hated the Cubs for 5 decades, but it's really their fans that I hate. I can't stand to be around them, to hear them, it's making me irritated to think of them. A long time ago the Sporting News had an article about the difference between Sox and Cubs fans. I wrote in and said the article was so clear and concise, even a Cub fan could understand it. They printed my letter. That was probably the high point of my life. This is going to be a really popular thread.
August 13, 200322 yr You can always tell a Cubs fan, but you can't tell him much. I've hated the Cubs for 5 decades, but it's really their fans that I hate. I can't stand to be around them, to hear them, it's making me irritated to think of them. A long time ago the Sporting News had an article about the difference between Sox and Cubs fans. I wrote in and said the article was so clear and concise, even a Cub fan could understand it. They printed my letter. That was probably the high point of my life. This is going to be a really popular thread. Most of my friends growing up were Cub fans, but I've recently got to know some Sox fans in my area. It's great to finally be able to talk about baseball in general to someone that knows something. What relly pisses me off most about Cub fans is that the Sox could win the Series, lead the league in ERA, AVG and fielding percentage and they'd still say, "Your park sucks. You can't fill the place. Blah. Blah. Blah." f*** that! I'm glad they don't fill it. It means I can get a ticket almost anytime I want! And do you get 5 extra wins because you lead the league in attendance? I don't think so.
August 13, 200322 yr I always smile when I see this picture. I think this was the game Caruso and Mark Johnson hit the HRs. And wasn't that the year we SWEPT the sCrUBS?
August 13, 200322 yr You can always tell a Cubs fan, but you can't tell him much. I've hated the Cubs for 5 decades, but it's really their fans that I hate. I can't stand to be around them, to hear them, it's making me irritated to think of them. A long time ago the Sporting News had an article about the difference between Sox and Cubs fans. I wrote in and said the article was so clear and concise, even a Cub fan could understand it. They printed my letter. That was probably the high point of my life. This is going to be a really popular thread. Do you still have the article? If it's not too long, would you be so kind as to type it out? I never read it
August 13, 200322 yr You can always tell a Cubs fan, but you can't tell him much. I've hated the Cubs for 5 decades, but it's really their fans that I hate. I can't stand to be around them, to hear them, it's making me irritated to think of them. A long time ago the Sporting News had an article about the difference between Sox and Cubs fans. I wrote in and said the article was so clear and concise, even a Cub fan could understand it. They printed my letter. That was probably the high point of my life. This is going to be a really popular thread. Do you still have the article? If it's not too long, would you be so kind as to type it out? I never read it Yeah, I'd like to read that as well!
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