When do you start attending games simply to wear a paper bag over your head?

 

And I thought we had an emoticon for that, maybe not?

Edited June 27, 201312 yr by The Ultimate Champion

When do you start attending games simply to wear a paper bag over your head?

 

And I thought we had an emoticon for that, maybe not?

When they trade Reed for Garcia.

When Courtney Hawkins is sent back to rookie ball.

When they trade Reed for Garcia.

That's when *you* show up with a bag over *your* head & the knowledgeable fan next to you laughs at you because it's a great trade. Then he probably stands up and makes makes funky gestures with his arms, pretending to be an ape, making ape noises and going "Derr Addison Reed ERERER" and so forth.

 

TYVM Mr. Steve

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That's when *you* show up with a bag over *your* head & the knowledgeable fan next to you laughs at you because it's a great trade. Then he probably stands up and makes makes funky gestures with his arms, pretending to be an ape, making ape noises and going "Derr Addison Reed ERERER" and so forth.

How anyone who suggests the Sox second round pick who just graduated HS and has not thrown a pitch in professional baseball be the closer this year, tries to tell someone they are not a knowledgeable fan is beyond comprehension.

Probably have to wait until it cools down in September. You know how f***ing hot it will get sitting outside for three hours with the bag over your head?

When do you start attending games simply to wear a paper bag over your head?

 

And I thought we had an emoticon for that, maybe not?

 

Hopefully never. People who do that at games just look stupid. And they mostly belong to franchises known for futility. I don't want to be associated with that crap.

It's way too early. We haven't suffered long enough yet.

Re: Danish, here is my orginal post:

 

I wonder if there's some thought in the organization about trading Reed, grooming Danish quickly in the minors to fill that role immediately kind of like Sale, work with him on his mechanics piece by piece at the MLB level ala Sale, then try to convert him to a starter in the big leagues.

 

Now the angry elves living in Dick Allen's head hang onto this post (as they build their horrible little toys for some satanist christmas party) and 5 days later out comes:

 

How anyone who suggests the Sox second round pick who just graduated HS and has not thrown a pitch in professional baseball be the closer this year, tries to tell someone they are not a knowledgeable fan is beyond comprehension.

 

So here's innocent little me throwing a thought out into the air, letting it blow around like a little balloon for a sec or two before IMMEDIATELY BEING SHOT DOWN as stupid by southsider2k5 (okay fine), but yet oh look the little angry elves just can't let it go, can't get out of the workshop making their horrible little toys which cause childrens eyes to bleed on the sabbath. Why? It was just a thought! And I like Danish, call me a baker's pet but I like Danish.

Hopefully never. People who do that at games just look stupid. And they mostly belong to franchises known for futility. I don't want to be associated with that crap.

I know they do but I always laugh when I see them on TV. I mean come on, imagine trying to eat with one of those things on.

I know they do but I always laugh when I see them on TV. I mean come on, imagine trying to eat with one of those things on.

Get a heavy, industrial bag. Line the insides with food and beer.

Get a heavy, industrial bag. Line the insides with food and beer.

Now see that's brilliant. You'd better hurry up & patent that thing before Ron Popeil gets the same idea. Those big lawn bags you put grass clippings & stuff in (some people anyway, I use the free mulch because I'm smart) would hold all kinds of stuff, you could even wipe the BBQ sauce off your face on the inside of the bag if you wanted to. You could pick your nose whenever you felt like it & nobody would know. Imagine eating nachos without fear, I'm always afraid of what people will think watching me dig in & get the cheese on my hands, then licking the cheese off my sweaty palms & so on. Great idea. Put a fan in there too so it doesn't get hot, just make sure the beer tube doesn't come in contact with it.

When all of wrigley field is covered in a paper bag as bad as that franchise has been.