July 7, 201411 yr Well this is a very worthwhile and informative thread. I don't think it's a desperate cry for attention at all.
July 7, 201411 yr Author QUOTE (lasttriptotulsa @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 12:09 PM) Well this is a very worthwhile and informative thread. I don't think it's a desperate cry for attention at all. So you're from Dickeyville, eh?
July 7, 201411 yr Author QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 03:28 PM) Balls? I found that interesting. So there is a fish that likes to suck balls, but only the balls of a tree normally, however it turns out that human balls look like a certain tree's balls. I'm not sure why but I found that article more inspiring than frightening. Unfortunately it says the ball munching fish can't survive in cold water I wish they could. I would catch a bunch of them & release them into those s***ty retention ponds developers put in the middle of those s***ty neighborhoods. That would be awesome.
July 7, 201411 yr Author QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 03:46 PM) i will trade this thread for a bag of the topic Would you drive them to the airport though? How is your drive tool anyway?
July 7, 201411 yr This thread, it makes no sense and yet I keep coming back to it. Its like your balls itch but your in a straight jacket.
July 7, 201411 yr Author QUOTE (StRoostifer @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:09 PM) This thread, it makes no sense and yet I keep coming back to it. Its like your balls itch but your in a straight jacket. That would be terrible. Now since an important part of this thread is about a testicle-eating fish that commonly mistakes human balls for tree balls, that makes me wonder, what if there is some South American ant species that lives in the same tree and could also mistake the nuts of that tree for the nuts of a human? Imagine being buck naked spread eagle strapped to a tree and these ants are crawling up your legs and they're all over your testicles but you just cannot scratch them. I wonder if such ants exist & whether I could get a hold of a colony.
July 8, 201411 yr QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 04:39 PM) Why did you have to give TUC another "penis" metaphor to work with??? Find something you love, and you never work a day in your life.
July 8, 201411 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 05:07 PM) Would you drive them to the airport though? How is your drive tool anyway? I'm sure it's right up there with Statham, Vin Diesel, Ryan Gosling and Nikki Lauda. Edited July 8, 201411 yr by caulfield12
July 8, 201411 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:43 PM) That would be terrible. It would, just ask Cheech Marin. Oh, would like to add that I'm told AC/DC has the biggest balls of them all.
July 8, 201411 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 7, 2014 -> 06:27 PM) Find something you love, and you never work a day in your life. Yes, if only the SoxTalk salaries were 25-50% higher, that would be true. Stock options? IPO rumors? Edited July 8, 201411 yr by caulfield12
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