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should people who sit in the upper deck engage in

cwsox
in Pale Hose Talk

tantric sex allowed for upper deck ticket holders? 23 members have voted

  1. 1. tantric sex allowed for upper deck ticket holders?

    • yes
      8%
      2
    • no
      8%
      2
    • only with upper deck seasons tickets holders
      8%
      2
    • I don't care if I never get back
      0%
      0
    • yes, but on the ramps only
      0%
      0
    • yes, the vertigo actually helps
      13%
      3
    • no, if they are afraid of heights, they are afraid of sex
      4%
      1
    • for an additional fee
      13%
      3
    • only if Nancy plays My Sharona on the organ (get it...)
      17%
      4
    • the scoreboard should give illustrated instructions on how to do it
      26%
      6

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:bringit

 

oppressed upper deck sitters, arise!

 

show them what we can do that they can't on the concourse! :headbang :headbang :headbang :whip :whip :whip :snr

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    I was thinking when they play the "Shaft" theme...

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    only for an extra fee... hell jr is a pimp may as well put it to good use right........

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    only for an extra fee... hell jr is a pimp may as well put it to good use right........

    Nothing to enhance the baseball experience at the cell than some live porn. I dig it.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

     

    "Tantric". Now that is an adjective that doesn't get used nearly enough.

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    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

     

    "Tantric". Now that is an adjective that doesn't get used nearly enough.

    need we play a little Sting as background music? :whip

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    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

     

    "Tantric". Now that is an adjective that doesn't get used nearly enough.

    need we play a little Sting as background music? :whip

    only if you add plethora with that adjective....somewhere.... ;)

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    I can't say "plethora" and "tantric" in the same sentence.

     

    Speech impediment.

     

    Too many "r" sounds and my tongue turns to mush.

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    This will have quite an effect on the Kiss Cam.

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    Woo hoo. A plethora of tantricities in the upper tank.

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    Speaking as an Upper Deck Season Ticket Holder...I say YES!

     

    Plus on the subject of Plethora...

    "Would you say I had a "plethora" of pinatas?"
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    Woo hoo. A plethora of tantricities in the upper tank.

    Then they'd have to put in a restriction on people who have 100 and 300 level seats can't come up to the 500 level.

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    Then they'd have to put in a restriction on people who have 100 and 300 level seats can't come up to the 500 level.

     

    If they did that, would people that go to less games because they can't get in the LD start going to more games? Or would the LD people go to more games because they can't get into the UD? Or would the same amount of people show up no matter what restrictions there were?

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    If they did that, would people that go to less games because they can't get in the LD start going to more games? Or would the LD people go to more games because they can't get into the UD? Or would the same amount of people show up no matter what restrictions there were?

    :bang

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    :bringit

     

    oppressed upper deck sitters, arise!

     

    show them what we can do that they can't on the concourse!  :headbang  :headbang  :headbang  :whip  :whip  :whip  :snr

    LMFAO :lol:

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