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Man steals Charlotte Knights mascot costume, parties

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http://deadspin.com/man-accused-of-stealin...ng-i-1733815029

 

I cannot stop laughing at everything about this story

 

Man passes out after a beer fest at the park, goes completely unnoticed

 

Wakes up, goes into the unlocked mascot room

 

Goes straight to the bar

 

Gets into the bar because of the costume

 

Gets down on the dance floor

 

Gets phone numbers, FB requests

 

Gets arrested, has marijuana in his possession

 

THAT MULLET

 

and the smiling mug shot

he didn’t break into BB&T Ballpark, but actually passed out in a stairwell after attending the previous day’s Beerfest. Gillespie woke up past midnight and realized he was still in the ballpark

 

Knights are firing their security staff as we speak.

Fittingly, he looks exactly like Derek Waters, the Drunk History guy.

What an epic story.

The comments are even funnier than the story.

 

What are the odds he doesn't have a Confederate flag somewhere around his house on a hat, t-shirt or beer coozie?

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