The Critic

QUOTE (chw42 @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 08:15 PM) Hey guys, nobody responded to that post. Guess what? I was right. How's your arm feelin'?

Karma for the Canadian Hillbillies cheering when AJ got plunked.

THROWS IT AWAY!!! THROWS IT AWAY!!! THROWS IT AWAY!!!!

Stupid Twins fans cheering AJ getting drilled. Classy.

Mauer was buying time after he got popped by the shard of the broken bat, I think. Now he takes one off the mask.

WOW, more sloppy baseball by the Twins!! 3-1!

Need Alexei to come up big here.

Not the way I'd have liked, but the Sox take the lead.

NICE!!!

wow, when was Cabrera's last HR?

STAY FAIR!!!!! ....oh, it was 50 feet foul....

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 07:50 PM) I believe this could be debated. OK, it wouldn't bump its ass AS OFTEN.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 07:44 PM) blah blah blah blah. they're f***ing weak, and if it weren't for injuries on the sox this would be a match up of prospects. If Thome, Dye, Swisher or Konerko had done anything in September you could say the same thing. If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass.

QUOTE (Sox It To Em @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 07:42 PM) STFU Hawk, let that blown call go. BUT....BUT.....WE'D STILL BE IN A 2-2 TIE!!! .....dag gummit.....

QUOTE (letsgoarow @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 07:37 PM) do they ever hit balls hard? do they ever need to? hit 'em where they ain't.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 06:16 PM) Cereal. That's got to be in a pan, yes? I assume the flakes would fall through the grill grates.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 03:11 PM) I'm disappointed in the new Kings of Leon CD. It's very mediocre. What happened to rocking out? Maybe they don't like having their cocks out.

QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 02:32 PM) Been listening to a lot of Talking Heads lately. This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

For the family - chili. For myself - beer can chicken (the wife does not like beer can chicken at all, so I only make it when she goes to visit her Mom).

QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 12:16 AM) Um, English please. "This girl won't stop jockin me. It was cute at first, but now she is just driving me f***ing nuts. I am going to have to be a b**** to her I think, which I hate doing, but it has to be done here." "I know a young lady who is aggressively pursuing my affections. At first I found it rather charming, but the novelty has worn off and I find myself becoming perturbed by her continued pursuit. I feel I may have to become less accommodating towards her, which I regret, but I see no alternative given the current circumstances."

I'll be watching. The past two nights have been bad for my mood, but good for my sleep because I've become so disgusted with the way the Sox have been playing, I turn the game off and go to sleep. I hope I go to sleep a little later tonight.

This reminds me of Al Pacino's character in Donnie Brasco, who had "cancer uh'duh prick".

It's been a race for a while now, but both teams have been running backwards.

I can't believe Fred Willard couldn't get better seats.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:22 PM) At least it was just a fielder's choice? 3-1 Wrong Team.