The Critic

I am NEVER comfortable watching the Sox play in that s***hole dump.

THREE consecutive hits?????

Ramirez should bunt and yell "IT'S GOING FOUL!" ....or shoot a single to left....either one....

Yep, a gift from Blackburn. 1-1.

Decent read of that grounder by Thome.

Once upon a time, Konerko was a good opposite-field hitter. I miss that guy.

QUOTE (chisoxdavid @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:29 PM) Im gonna choke the chicken see what that brings us. Hairy palms? Vision problems? Eternity in Hell?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:28 PM) I know, BA would have been camped under it and still had time to sell DQ Blizzards to the fans behind the Baggie! BA would have gotten 4 phone numbers from Frozen Tundra Hotties while he waited for it to land.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:16 PM) That was fun to watch. Zambrano is such an asshole on the mound. Why add "on the mound" to that?

Whew. I just had a mild heart attack.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:24 PM) i was due Ahhh, Hawk just said the same thing, ya copycat!

QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 07:23 PM) How about just f***ing bean him and get it over with? Clear the benches!!!

Can they PLEASE get Kubel out?

At least it was just a fielder's choice? 1-0 Wrong Team.

But now I think I'd have liked the sacrifice. Come on now.

There's the Up-And-In when a Twink tries to bunt. I like it!

QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 06:43 PM) I like the episode where Gary goes off with Patrick and Spongebob gets the new snail with the bad attitude. I agree with Critic, I thought it was dolphin noises. Lary!

Zambrainless flipping out again. He got all pissy when "strike three" on Wright was called a ball, so he walks Wright with the bases loaded and gives up a slam to Delgado. 5-1 Mets after 3.

QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 06:36 PM) Critic, do you think this move is made if Lang was still here, or they were able to sign another FA Center? Probably not, because there wouldn't be a lack of depth at center, but I'm wondering if part of the thinking in moving Lang (along with the obvious salary relief) was that Kane might benefit from a move off the wing? I'm certain this was not a primary factor, but it could have been a secondary factor IMO.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 03:51 PM) everytime i see the swear filter edit something out, I think of the swear "sound" from Spongebob(monkeys screaming and talking) lol I thought they were dolphin noises?

Maybe they're just trying to get him some open ice and a straight-on lane to the net? Towards the end of last season a lot of teams took to stuffing Kane along the boards, and he had to work really hard to find his way to the net. Just a thought...

QUOTE (juddling @ Sep 24, 2008 -> 09:53 AM) Why is it considered news that Clay Aiken now says he's gay???? Is he really the last one to realzie this????? I just hope all his CLAYMATES are going to be okay. [endless stream of vomit]

The Riverdales - Last Stop Tokyo

For once I'm glad my ridiculous bedtime forces me to turn off the Sox game. This is disgusting.

Maybe Hawk watched Kubel's BP?