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Come on Sosa, right when i'm really starting to like you

First catcher since 1980 to bat leadoff for the Sox.

Bring us some dubs caulf!

Schriff & Stone

SOSA FUCKS!!!!!!!

TEEL!!!!!!!

DON'T STOP NOW BOYS

and that's our $75 mil man in left. Yermin probably could have thrown him out there.

Alright bullpen don't s%*# the bed tonight please

0 games

Alright boys, how bout a crooked number here?

Venable is mic'd up, i'd love to hear some 4 letter words

.690 and .640 xBA

don't worry it's Qlutch Quero

Chip away boys just get 1 back here pls

Nice answer Colson!!

Ruh roh

Lmao Sosa doesn't work when the batter runs to first

And now we have a delay in New York with a squirrel on the field, must be wildlife night.

hopefully the Dunn line and he still hits a bunch of bombs

The broadcast caught what appears to be a hawk dropping a fish over the Dan Ryan as they went to last break. Looked kinda cool live Schriffen seems to have noticed it too.

Nah you are going to start 5 in a row

Negative 34!?!??! Bless you Amaya

props to @Autumn Dreamin who called it in yesterdays MiLB thread