DoUEvenShift

.500 by June!

Lmao how was that even close at the plate

We're getting to the point where it's going to be less embarrassing wearing a MAGA hat in public over a Sox hat.

Hit 99 a few times early I think i'm going to start going to some Kannapolis/WS/Charlotte games instead of watching this bullshit

El Caballo!

Hey he hit it in the air at least, I'd call that a success!

Stopped reading it there

Benohtani

I made a joke a week or 2 ago saying we may as well put Eloy back in LF. Between Andrew's terrible jumps, noodle arm, and just on the eye test he looks lackadaisical... Oh and that's not even talking about how atrocious the bat has been. Almost looks like TA last year. The yips???

Jesus f*** that one is rough. Excuse my French.

You were saying?

Pitcher too! 3IP in Charlotte this year

Get to enjoy the jingle!

And a Benintendi RBI

Whoever had Eloy stolen base cross it off your Bingo card

Danny channeling that 0 jersey from Hamilton

Danny Bigdick!

Maldonado could quadruple his batting average and he would still be below the Mendoza line. That's not even hyperbole.

You can't make it up.

Not too many 0's

Getz did that!

Danny Bigdick!

I've never seen a catcher drop so many over the plate.

Calling a W

20ish