Everything posted by DoUEvenShift
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Maldonado could quadruple his batting average and he would still be below the Mendoza line. That's not even hyperbole.
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You can't make it up.
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Not too many 0's
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Getz did that!
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Danny Bigdick!
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I've never seen a catcher drop so many over the plate.
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Calling a W
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20ish
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Play Mendick every day. 0% chance Sosa gets that
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Close
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Eloy GIDP Incoming!
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That time of the night boys
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AJ firing shots. His partner says "This is the first time all year the Twins are playing a team under .500" AJ: "Well the White Sox make up for all of that."
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This combo would probably get more wins than Pedro & Co. Manager: Bench Coach: Hitting Coach: Pitching Coach:
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OVA!
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And AJ is the game analyst. Should be spicy!
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@WestEddy right now
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QUICK TELEPORT TOMMY PHAM FROM CHARLOTTE!
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Bloop and a blast now
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Nicky 3 walks!
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Now we just need 4 bloops and a blast
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Pedro's Boys Don't Quit
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Vaughn OBP just went up 30 points with that walk
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Bohm fouled one off Lee's nuts for breaking up the no-no
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CANCEL THE POSTGAME SHOW!
