Nokona

Pods will go 5-5 with 8 SBs and win the vote.

The sluts won 3-2 against the D-Rays today.

Well share your secrets our wise Sage of Recruiting!

I totally jinxed it too. I told my dad "he doesn't have a hit all year" and the next thing you know, he hits one out. f***ing bastard.

Let's keep it going!

Texas. Hello Madden Clone Vince Young.

Well I'm gonna guess that he'll pitch brilliantly until the 7th when Pods will misplay a ball over his head and blow the Win for BMac.

Corey Patterson.

Is it bad i thought we were talking about Jurassic Park 2?

He's a bullfighter. The bull wont kill him!

I heard the ending makes you want cancer. Yup. That bad.

Remember Chan Ho's Kick? I'm sure he's got some sweet moves.

...Nerds

It hit the pole

At this rate of brilliance the Sox could be 100-44 with 12 games left to play.

Well thank you. It's not like this wasn't discussed and then solved. You, sir, are a smart one.

I heard that Cuban will throw one down on him at the press conference.

It's a Minnesota thing. Most be something in the water.

I've seen those bloopers where smeone gets hit with a javelin and lived.

Bartolo "The Tub of Goo" Colon

Our Baseball Gods who art in the Polo Grounds... Thank you. Thank you.

Ypu, i thought it was some kinda Doug fanfic at first.

Well yesterday was my 2nd day of work at my dad's factory, a guy lost his finger, at least your not him.

"English motherf***er, DO YOU SPEAK IT!? SAY WHAT AGAIN" -Pulp Fiction Something along the lines of: "You may leave with your lives, but you limbs, they belong to me now" -Kill Bill

How about World Seires MVP?