Controlled Chaos

I'm not the one going to hell!!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 10:11 AM) Do you guys really think the Playboy airbrush artists couldn't make Brit look like the Brit people always fantasised about? Those people do wonders with average looking women on a daily basis. You do know that NOBODY in the magazine actually looks like you see, right? http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini2.html

I will say one thing....if Jenks gave up a hit half this board would be screaming for Ozzie's head for putting him in a non save situation. Well at least before finding out it was Coops and Bobby's idea. Then there still would be a select few screaming...I don't care who's idea it was...it's Ozzie's team, it comes down to him...blah blah blah. I am not a big Ozzie defender, in fact, I am pretty critical of him, but I understand most of his decisions can go either way and I can't criticize him for having a different opinion. If a situation comes up and you can say...eh 1/2 the managers would have done the same thing...then how can you can be pissed. Sometiems he is on the correct 1/2 of that and sometimes he isn't. Yesterday he was on the correct half and don't think for a second there wasn't a 1/2 on the other side that would have never brought Bobby in yesterday. I know there were fans out there bithcing about Jenks coming in. I only wish this game was during the week so there were more posters. We would have seen a good percentage throwing their gauntlet out there in the game thread....I got a bad feeling about this, oh I don't like this idea, this is a bad move, what's Ozzie doing etc etc etc...just to proclaim "see I called it!!!" I won't name names, but a certain poster probably would've been one of the first, but after the move works we get a thread like this.

And the Sox just continue to give up a run the inning after they score.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 10, 2007 -> 03:13 PM) Actually, another one of my buddies had that for his party last weekend and supposedly it was horrible. The girls were already being paid a ton and they were going around the tables asking for $200 to perform an act. So there were awkard moments of silence and points in time were the girls were just standing around. My buddy knows a couple of strippers in the area, so I'm going to see if he can help out. The first bachelor party I ever went to was like that and that's exactly what happened. The topless waitress kept f***in with the groom telling him she'll do this and that. So his drunk ass kept nagging everyone for more money to pay this chick and we were all like we already pitched in for the f***in strippers that are coming. She would come to the tables and be like the groom is tryin gto collect yad ayada...and I'm like just get me a beer will you. I've been stading here empty for 10 minutes....there's f***in 12 guys here...can you do your job.

http://www.dialformen.com/d4m/dfm.html and thanks to you guys I just got to play manluge on their site!! 487

QUOTE(ChiSox_Sonix @ Aug 10, 2007 -> 11:47 AM) wow, i guess i have been completely oblivious to how in depth the new censor thing is 9havent posted much the past year or so). I never knew you censored the word for a female dog Yes cause female dog is the context it is always used in on this site

QUOTE(ZoomSlowik @ Aug 9, 2007 -> 03:12 PM) Ah, wasn't entirely sure if that was what you meant or not. In that case, no, I don't really know of any that'll do that for you. I'm sure if you're smart with Excel you can imput the stats and their scoring values, but that's beyond my abilities. After I went ahead and made a nice pretty excel spread....I found this site...It's free http://www.fftoday.com/ You can customize your scroing there and then they give you rankings. In our league it's 1pt per reception, so someone like Westbrook is more valuable. It also helps to know things like Cam Cameron will use Ronnie Brown like he did LT, and while he is no LT, he shold get a lot of catches out of the backfield. SHHHH keep that on the DL.

I'm in....What site are you using?

QUOTE(ZoomSlowik @ Aug 8, 2007 -> 04:41 PM) Honestly, you're going to get a different answer from virtually everyone, pesonal opinion definitely plays a role. I know I personally don't like Rudi Johnson a whole lot as a first rounder, but that's where he's going. You can get a rankings list from basically any publication, the problem is you're probably not going to agree with any of them 100%. By custom I meant....I could put in the values that my league uses and the sheet will rank players for me according to that.

QUOTE(Beltin'Bill @ Aug 9, 2007 -> 12:52 PM) You're daggum right. I heard it for the first time a couple weeks back when the Sox were playing the Tigers at home. I wrote this in a game thread last week about the whole duck fart thing... My wife actually heard him say it and she was like did he just say duck fart?? I'm like no...he says duck snort and she is like no I think he just said duck fart and I'm like no he didn't, I been listening to him for years and he says DUCK SNORT. and she says i don't care how long you been listening to him he JUST SAID DUCK FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm like YOU'RE f***IN WACKED WOMAN!!! and she said YOU'RE an ASSHOLE MAN and I said yeah but at least I'm not a deaf asshole...and she said yeah you are...and I said no I ain't. YADA YADA YADA....next thing ya know somebody pops up and hawk says duck fart. UGGGHHH I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 9, 2007 -> 12:13 PM) This is quite far from the truth. Things I dislike: Hawk, Podsednik, Erstad, Owens (as a starter), Bukvich, Contreras' $20M contract, Uribe (at times, I probably like him more than anyone else on the board, that's right I just admitted to liking Juan Uribe I demand bonus points for admitting it), AJ's lack of basehits to left field, Ed Farmer, Don Cooper's changing personality since 2005, Greg Walker, Joe Crede's back, Toby Hall's right arm, the PFB, the way this team's OF situation was handled during the winter, Nick Masset, Joan Cusak, the organization's complete and utter lack of quality position prospects, Joey Cora as a bench coach (terrible fit), the in-game managing of Ozzie Guillen (the benching of Danny Richar against tough veteran lefties is really starting to get to me) and Andy Gonzalez. I think that's it. Things I love about this Sox team: Danny Richar, Josh Fields, JIM THOME, Paul Konerko, Javier Vazquez, John Danks, Jon Garland, Mark Buehrle, the possibility of Gavin Floyd becoming a major league starter, Pablo Ozuna (as a bench player), Jermaine Dye, Jermaine Dye's high socks, AJ Pierzynski, AJ's attitidude, BOONE f***ING LOGAN (love that guy), Bobby Jenks (though I'm still in favor of trading him for a king's ransom), Ehren Wasserman (as a ROOGY), the pitching prospects currently at B-Ham (Gio and Egbert are sexy as all hell), DLS, the Cell, Don Cooper, Chris Singleton and Darrin Jackson's random ass comments that make no sense at all, Jerry Reinsdorf, all 3 jerseys (especially the alternate black), the S-O-X logo, Kenny Williams (I tend to defend the guy for whatever reason), the Chicago script, the smiling ghost of Man Soo Lee, CSN's away game HD broadcasts, Luis Terrero's defensive abilities, Matt Thornton, Mike MacDougal's stuff (only when AJ catches him though, with Hall behind the plate opponent's OPS against nearly triples), the possibility of Andy Sisco figuring it out and becoming a big league pitcher again, the pitching depth this organization has accumulated, Harold's silence, Razor Shines, Razor Shines' mustache, Jim Thome's clutch hitting, the possibility of signing Aaron Rowand to a well below market value contract (anything more than $7m [TOPS!] a year would suck), the selection of Nevin Griffin in the 2nd round of this year's draft, somehow signing Kenny Gilbert (very nice indeed), the organizations apparent willingness to throw more money at later round draft picks that are tough signs and Chris Carter's power potential. OK...I guess you can keep your Pride card!

Actually maybe someone here can tell you if the 31st or 35th street ramps are open. If they are...that would be the easiest way. They were closed for a while and ever since then, I just always get off at Ashland anyways. If you take Damen/Ashland exit...stay to the Ashland side. When you get off your actually on 31st...follow that until you get to Ashland...take a right and head to 35th. Take a left and you're at the park.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 9, 2007 -> 11:41 AM) I listen to both on a regular basis (M's for King Felix and the Royals for AL Central opponents) and both crews are insanely boring but they don't make me appreciate Hawk anymore. If Hawk were replaced with DJ and Stone took over the color duties I'd enjoy it a whole hell of a lot more. Just because some of the smaller markets have terrible announcers doesn't mean I want to listen to Hawk. Of course where would I go to here stories of random no name '60's Red Sox utility men, Carl Yastrzemski's greatness and Ty Cobb's penmanship? I find myself muting the TV about 8-10 times a game now at least with some stale, generic announcer I could listen to the entire game with cringing, rolling my eyes and vomiting all at the same time. I've come to realize there are very few things you like about this team.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 9, 2007 -> 11:20 AM) I have found the perfect video clip to summarize the last 3 threads this kid has started. haha....that's just about perfect.

Calm down fellas.....I'm with you guys on what you are saying....and I've shared my opinions with WSF1 in the past as well, but clearly this is a lost dude trying to find his way. I'm not sure I agree with coming on soxtalk and asking a bunch of strangers for advice, but if we're all the guys got....might as well keep giving it to him. WSF1 if you keep asking these questions, I would suggest you start listening to the answers. We may even be able to get you to string a couple of dates together. Then you can learn a little about women first hand. Hell, after a few dates, we may even be able to get you laid. But the first thing you have got to drop is the desperation act man. Nothing anyone here tells you will overcome that. A desperate man, is best friends with his hand.

Anyone have a good customizable cheat sheet??

QUOTE(GoSox05 @ Aug 8, 2007 -> 02:02 PM) I was just asking for proof on if Iraq had moved weapons into Syria or any other country. I never heard that before, so I was just asking. About the "attacking America" question, I meant more if you thought that Iraq would attack the people of America. Something like a nuclear bomb or dirty bomb of that sort. I didn't mean military. Sorry not to clarify. Nobody has concrete proof. I don't know what is true or isn't true, but if you Google 'WMD in syria' you'll find numerous people who believe that is indeed the case.

I also thought the sacrifice was a ridunkolous call. I mean when your speed guy gets on base in the 9th, it is suppose to be to your advantage because you don't have to waste an out on a sacrifice. If Owens is thrown out there, then so be it, but to waste outs when you have 2 hits all game is nuts.

QUOTE(GoSox05 @ Aug 7, 2007 -> 03:39 PM) I think this would be very harmful, Don't do that. I think you should play hard to get and don't call her or text her for 2 or 3 weeks. Maybe even a month. Mike: So how long do I wait to call? Trent: A day. Mike: Tomorrow. Sue: Tomorrow, then a day. Trent: Yeah. Mike: So two days? Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days. Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard. Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think? Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious. Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you... Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. Charles: Then ask her where you met her. Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we farked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money? Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party. Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies? Trent, Sue: Six days.

QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Aug 7, 2007 -> 01:17 PM) No way, too insecure. If I ask her out again I gotta do it in a confident way. I think you should get rid of that Italian flag in your siggy until you learn to start acting like one!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Aug 6, 2007 -> 03:14 PM) Ok so im gonna play it cool and continue life as scheduled, but if by the off chance she texts me, how do you guys suggest I play it? Didn't you have this same kind of stuff goin on with some other chick a couple months ago??? You got a lot of female drama goin on dude.

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 02:19 PM) I will conceed it's results led to orgasmic times.. but that it specifically let to orgasims... LMAO... enough Sex back into the board the past 2 days for ya CC? Yeah, Id say we're gettin some where now....

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 02:09 PM) ... you guys were gettin off to them in the past....?? White Sox baseball was just downright sexy in 05!!!!!

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 02:00 PM) Thank you for making soxtalk a masturbation destination. Well there definitely isn't anyone gettin off on the Sox this year!!