South Side Hit Men

Doug left for what happened when he dated the Chairman’s daughter. Wouldn’t mind seeing Hahn pursue his daughter.

If I’m the twins I just put Eloy on here intentionally.

Wonder how much pressure Hahn is exerting to play this crap he brought in. As long as this exposes these two and the “smartest man in the room” doesn’t sign them, or anything like them again, hopefully it will be a lesson learned.

I was just making the most ridiculous alternative to the ridiculous continued daily insertion of these two. Actually, I’m pinning for the days of Nicky Delmanico, he did SOMETHING this year.

Would rather have Dyson (RF) and Yolmer (DH) playing at this point for Mazara and Parrot.

Machado doesnt get to that. Shut it down Evan!

Poor signings, Dallas the only one I like.

EE makes me want to Linda Blair Exorcist puke. Eaton and Dunn the only others Sox I’ve hated, but they did t matter, as the team sucked regardless of their shitty performance .

Way to close the door. All in all good outing by Cease, 1 R in 4 2/3 the best Sox can expect at this point.

Jake Cave would make for a good Bond villain.

Don’t Stop Believing!

Another call for a pinch hitter here.

Very nice, didn’t mind the work around if Donaldson. Twins should work around Eloy to start the inning.

His only redemption is he owns a glove, and is serviceable in RF. EE literally has no use.

Yes, why to do your thing Grandal. Make them pay Abreu.

Biggie biggie biggie biggie can’t you see sometimes your hits done hypnotize me

What did he say, I’m listening today.

Someone better than Parrot. Ditto Jake Cave.

Early, but time to pinch hit.

Work the counts and get him out before the seventh or eighth inning.

Great first inning for Cease. He is throwing all four pitches well tonight. Props to Ricky for holding him over to start today.

Way to battle Dylan.

I agree with your take, just don't think the Sox have the payroll or luxury of keeping their best catcher due to the other contract, unless you have Abreu taking significant games at DH. Then you have another player they are trying to placate, Jimenez, both injury prone and terrible in LF. It seems like Abreu is more open to DHing this year, though they need to field the best team, and with McCann and Grandal on the team and no corner substitute for Eloy, the best team is Abreu DHing and the Parrot doing pre-game promotions on a stick.

I see it more as an indictment over paying the highest contract in White Sox history to your second best catcher.