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It's the high holidays. He never broadcasts on the high holidays.

No I think you are right. I think he does have two curve balls, a knuckle curve and more of a power curve.

My friend who is a Red Sox fan said it looks like Snoopy pretending to be a vulture.

Kimbrel's curve is nasty. It almost reminds me a bit of Shingo in the way it kind of moves like a Frisbee.

There is no way that is called foul if Jason was in person

WArm up Kimbrel.

It's burr.

If they can bust this open, put Kopech in and let him attempt to work through his issues.

Tepara is the silent assassin in the bullpen. Nobody talks about him or notices him but he's fucking deadly.

I'm not sure why you are saying Crochet is a bullpen guy.

He's fine.

Lambert could go 7. He's pitching with stones right now.

Leury two strikes! What did I say about the As bullpen being a dumpsterfire?

bye mom!!!!

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Lambert can give them five good innings, I like the chances against the As bullpen. They will have to go their by the fifth.

Should also be said that As bullpen is utterly horrendous.

Was at a party yesterday and my friend was telling me how he sold a solar panel to the Arizona Diamondbacks Shortstop. I showed them the picture of Marte and he said that wasn't him. Than I showed him a picture of Lamb and he said that was the guy. He said Lamb was really nice and he and his wife were both saying that it made sense from an economic and also environmental standpoint. Said he was really nice.

Eloy is fine thank god. HOw do they not have protective shit on there?

FUCK THIS STADIUM.

I feel sorry for you that you cannot enjoy the beginning of the golden age of White Sox baseball. Reactionary people online take the joy out of things that are often joyful.

Nothing.

You have concluded based on the fact that Rodon needs to miss one start to make sure he is in peak condition for the playoffs that the White Sox rotation will be hot garbage? <div class="tenor-gif-embed" data-postid="12793119" data-share-method="host" data-aspect-ratio="1.33333" data-width="100%"><a href="https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-good-luck-batman-dark-knight-lucius-fox-gif-12793119">Morgan Freeman Good Luck GIF</a>from <a href="https://tenor.com/search/morgan+freeman-gifs">Morgan Freeman GIFs</a></div> <script type="text/javascript" async src="https://tenor.com/embed.js"></script>

Whatever happens, I just named my fantasy football team, Fucking Slap Dick Motherfuckers. (sorry if this language isn't permitted. Feel free to edit mods)

I think Cole is surging right now but he's also prown to more disastrous starts than Lynn, especially against the Rays. To me, it's going to come down to how Cole pitches against the Rays. If he gets lit up, Lynn will win.