NO!!MARY!!!

When you think about it, it is the White Sox who are the underdog, the White Sox who are David to their Goliath. The White Sox are every underdog who has never been given a chance. They are every homely high school loner who has been ignored or jeered at because of their looks while the jocks and prom queens get all the attention because they are outwardly more glamorous-looking. They are every scrawny kid who has been mocked and spat upon by the schoolyard bully. They are every kid who ever got picked last for sports. They are every person who has every been told that they are worth nothing. They are the tough, hard-scrabble working-class who sweat and work hard for a living, only to be hooted at and looked down upon by richer, more successful people. They are every person who, as a child, had to stand by and watch helplessly while a cuter, more adorable baby sibling got all the attention. THEY are Cinderella, working hard and slaving away while the evil, manipulative stepsisters get all the attention and love. They are the team that every one remembers for the "Black Sox," which we fans these days now have shoved in our faces to the point of vomiting. And what was the "Black Sox" scandal? A few guys who discovered that there was more money to be made in cheating and being dishonest than in playing fairly and by the rules. This is a tradition as American as mom and apple pie; and one that stretches all the way back to when Europeans first set foot on our shores and acquired the primest piece of real estate in the country for 24 bucks and a skyscraper to be named later; and continues down to the present day where politicians cheat their constituents, businessmen cheat their employees, people cheat other people and the Mob cheats everybody. The White Sox are truly America's Team.