PaleAleSox

It's weird how good Schultz is pitching in this climate.

Quero is so good at ABS.

Good god, Colson.

Nah sorry. You can't celebrate homers anymore.

How about it's just cool Sox players are hitting homers?

Braden is on an insane tear. Started slow and is more than making up for it.

All they gotta say is something about biomechanics and I'll feel better.

Schultz is going to be a fucking monster.

Still mad about the double play that shouldn’t have been.

That was fucking dreadful.

I like Everson. Looks good so far.

This feels like a loss now. That called was the turning point.

He came and talked to them and the ump was like “what do you want me to do I’m a blind moron.”

It's absolutely insane that it can't be challenged. It ruined the fucking inning.

Is that not challengable? What the f***?

I know they are just renderings and will more than likely not be what it actually looks like, but the small piece of the outside we can see looks cool as hell.

Seems bad for them with their payroll.

This might be the least enjoyable team of the last decade so far.

You always show up once they start losing so you are at least paying attention.

Some hard contact just not working.

He fell and didn’t move. That seems….not good.

I don’t know and don’t really care. Greenberg is a fucking geek regardless.

Greenberg is such a fucking loser. Oh no the team owned tv station is promoting people to use their app for the first marketable thing they have this year.

Really hoping Teel will provide a jolt the lineup needs. Goodness.

87 mph?