PaleAleSox

In a weird twist, we have a gluttony of hot shot middle infielders right now.

The best path would be for Benintendi to be gone and DH rotates between the infield.

I’d go Emerson now. Probably.

Who would you rather see play there? The best option is him at first, and not disrupting Vargas and Colson all that much. The point is for him to come up, play 1st, and fucking mash.

Thought the Cubs would be worse. SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT

Guess thats why

Quero heating up would be huge for this team to weather the storm.

Probably not the ideal location on that fastball. Boom.

What a fucking catch!

Scratched for back tightness.

I like when a new player gets there they have to explain to them their celebration. "Yeah so when you get a single make it look like you are showing your boobs or tickling a ballsack."

He is no Will Venable.

Let's put a 4 spot, boyos.

This is a brand new Sox team, baby!

Wow I thought that pitch was way closer.

So cool Ichiro came out of retirement.

Randall

That wasn't him...

If a review takes this fucking long then the call should stand.

Is Jack Michael's kid? Grandkid?

Lee threw that bat like crushed it.

I hate Scherzer

Bury these losers early.

She isn't wrong lately.

Oh yeah, man. Great bit. One of the best.