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no.

That's about as far as you'll get.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

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Welcome to soxtalk, and the oakland media must not do their homework

Porzio is f***ing terrible. 4IP 5 ER tonight for Charlotte.

ohhhhh s*** he got you

I was going to bring that up like a week ago, but then I tried to figure out how long until they were mathematically eliminated, and I got confused and gave up on the whole thing

ah well, you can say practically anything you want to and get away with it on this board. hope you like soxtalk.

the guy from the KC star, whose article gasher linked to.

when the sox play oakland, seattle, or anaheim i cover my eyes.

not like pre-castro cuba was a walk in the park, castro didn't like how much was being taken out of cuba and how little went back in.

a hot girl was sitting next to me when I did it...she laughed hysterically. She said it was the funniest moment of her life. If i could do it over again, I still would have farted Oh don't get me wrong, everyone laughed their asses off, as did she. You just won't get a girl by farting. Well, I don't think you would here atleast. I mean, how does that sound? "Yeah, we started going out after he farted really loud in class." Mmmmm-kay? "I knew the first time I looked into his eye..."

Conan is absolutely tearing the movie to shreds tonight, but he had a good joke last night about it. Something like: "Apparently J-Lo is so upset about how poorly Gigli is doing, that her and Ben haven't been spending much time together. J-Lo has been spending alot of time by herself, and to get away from everyone she's been going to theaters that are showing Gigli."

I've had so many of those things happen to me (not 'cause I'm clumsy, cause I have bad luck ), I've begun to expect them. One specific incident happened a few months ago. I was at a food court-type deal at school, and I was paying for my meal, which included a plate with a burrito and a soda sitting on one of those flimsy recycled paper trays, and the tray was just sitting on the runner for trays, which was three parallel metal bars. Anyway, I let go of the soda to give the guy the money and it tipped the tray, which caused a seesaw type outcome with the opposite side of the tray going up. I quickly grabbed the tray and pushed it back down, but the soda still had momentum and fell backwards, spilling all over the floor. It was loud, it was messy, and everyone turned to look. I just laughed, my friends shook their heads.

barons take it, king alvarez had a solid game, as did yofu JACKSONVILLE (5) AT BIRMINGHAM (8) JACKSONVILLE AB R H BI BIRMINGHAM AB R H BI J Repko CF 5 1 0 0 D Sandoval 2B 4 3 1 0 N Theodorou SS 4 1 1 0 J Piniella DH 3 3 2 0 R Abercrombie RF 5 1 3 2 J Reed CF 3 1 0 1 T Brock DH 4 0 0 0 G Alvarez 1B 4 1 3 4 N Alvarez LF 5 0 0 0 S Bikowski LF 4 0 2 3 D Michaelis 1B 4 1 1 0 C Maldonado C 4 0 0 0 B King 3B 4 0 2 0 J Hamilton RF 4 0 0 0 T Socarras C 4 0 1 0 G Reyes SS 4 0 1 0 R Van Buizen 2B 3 1 1 0 J Shaffer 3B 3 0 0 0 TOTALS 38 5 9 2 TOTALS 33 8 9 8 JACKSONVILLE 100 030 010 -- 5 BIRMINGHAM 200 002 40X -- 8 E--G Reyes 2, T Yofu 2, G Alvarez, D Sandoval, R Van Buizen. DP--BIRMINGHAM 1. LOB--JACKSONVILLE 9, BIRMINGHAM 6. 2B--J Piniella, G Alvarez, B King, R Abercrombie. 3B--R Abercrombie. SB--J Piniella 1 (11), G Reyes 1 (13), D Sandoval 1 (16). CS--G Alvarez. S--N Theodorou. IP H R ER BB SO HR JACKSONVILLE E Jackson 6 4 4 3 2 6 0 L Urdaneta (L,0-8) 1 4 4 4 1 1 0 L Pineda 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 BIRMINGHAM T Yofu 6 6 4 2 2 7 0 M Smith (W,4-1) 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 J Bullard 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 J Bajenaru (S,8) 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 HBP--J Piniella by E Jackson. SO--JAC: D Michaelis 2, R Abercrombie 2, J Repko 2, T Socarras, B King, N Alvarez. BIR: J Hamilton, G Reyes, S Bikowski, J Shaffer, G Alvarez, C Maldonado, J Reed. BB--JAC: T Brock, R Van Buizen. BIR: J Piniella, J Shaffer, D Sandoval, J Reed. T--2:43. A--1,722.

ha, one out away.

precisely.

Wednesday August 6, 2003 Royals LOSE Sox WIN Twins WIN 1st-Royals 0 GB 2nd-White Sox 1 GB 3rd-Twins 3.5 GB o ye of little faith

holy crap. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/prof...le?statsId=7051

I was in 153 or 154 during BP one game against Boston, and Carlos ripped a ball at us. It ticked off of my finger, and my friend's finger and slammed into this guy's hand. He dove on it, but his whole palm was dark blue after a minute or so. Wish I had had a glove.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Kansas City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 White Sox 0 0 2 0 2 4 1 IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA B Colon 4 0 0 0 1 5 0 53-35 3.85

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Kansas City 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 White Sox 0 0 2 2 4 1 IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA B Colon 4 0 0 0 1 5 0 53-35 3.85

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Kansas City 0 0 0 0 0 0 White Sox 0 0 2 2 4 1 IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA B Colon 3 0 0 0 1 4 0 42-27 3.87

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