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I don't think I've ever seen Betts get owned this much in a game.

Stop, stop. My nipples can only get so tender.

Yea that's going waaaay too far.

It's almost unbelievable. Maybe this is the Canes doing us a solid by giving them Teravainen.

Is that gonna raise Eloy's defensive WAR?

It is.

He'll just say that Jay running the count allowed Moncada to hit that homer.

He wasn't very good against them last year either. Then again, he wasn't very good against anyone else for that matter.

HOLY STEAL!

Looks like the Cubs are his only kryptonite (mainly Contreras). Oh, and bad umps.

Gio still racking up the K's

Was sitting fastball all the way.

Where was that pitch?

This is getting comical with those two at this point.

Gotta feel good doing that against the Sawks.

FUCK YEA YOYO!!

Vazquez is an ELITE pitch framer. We'll see if McCann can get the same calls.

Collins is going to have to hit lefties eventually. This is why it was baffling to me Ricky sits him yesterday if you knew you were going to sit him today.

They might want to send him to AAA to "shake off the rust" missing a year+. Then call him up and gain that extra year back.

Deshields getting one of the runs back from his error.

They have the worst shifting rate in baseball. You are correct about their ineptness.

That should be game.

They played with fire pitching to him. Got lucky though.

With what he did on his lack of recruiting Machado to his bat, he's up there.

If I was the Rangers, I'd walk Timmy and let Sanchez beat you.