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Hmm... Eggs. Good for you or bad? Of course, can hypothetical eggs only have hypothetical cholesterol? Discuss. Oh yeah. Sox-related... I hear that Brian Anderson prefers scrambled eggs.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 11:05 PM) I can't wait until Miley Cyrus starts inviting some young girls over to her place. If they're all over 18 when she does it, you hold the camera, I'll hold the microphone.

Bacon and Pie is almost as good as Chicken and Waffles.

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 11:13 PM) You have a better idea to find Colon? touche' EDIT: Well, we already have Bacon...

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 10:52 PM) Nice Total Recall reference... What's Total Recall?

They can play Fields at 1st, 3rd and LF. Pie can't do that. There is no other backup 1B close to the majors now unless you count Flowers or Cook.

Three-Breasted Whores.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 10:48 PM) Here is the story FWIW... http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles...0,5313097.story Do the Sox really need Pie at this point?

QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 10:16 PM) That makes sense then. So say we offer Dotel $3.5M and Thome $6M + some small incentives. I don't believe that you can offer someone less than their present salary in arbitration.

http://www.foulballs.net/2009/07/missing-bartolo-colon.html

This feels like Mike MacDougal/David Aardsma all over again.

QUOTE (ChiSox @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 09:53 PM) not to mention her knees are way too sharp That comes from NOT EATING.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 09:39 PM) I know. Race-transcendent meaning she doesn't just appeal to black guys, white guys, etc. I know. I was agreeing with your agreement...or something like that.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 07:52 PM) Ugh, I hate the conception that Darko is a "bust" because of who he was drafted in front of. Sam Bowie wasn't a bust, but he was drafted ahead of Michael Jordan.

This means that Poreda's back to AAA then.

KW's looking for a scapegoat, so he's putting it back on the fans. How nice.

Related to Kimmy Gibbler?

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 09:05 PM) Halle's pretty race-transcendent IMO. I've been in love with her since I was old enough to like girls. She is racially mixed I believe.

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 07:59 PM) It was tough watching his daughter at the podium talking about Michael. It really hit home, for me, that he was a father. Of course you know he has children but seeing them there puts everything in perspective. It's amazing how Michael Jackson's genes created such a Caucasian child, not once, but three times.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 08:57 PM) If this signals a move of Dotel for prospects, then it makes a lot more sense. I agree. This signals a move toward next year if anything. I just hope that Pena can pitch okay in the Cell, even though he's been so mediocre in the NL.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 08:33 PM) If KW could find a way to trade Contreras/Dotel for a big package (spare me the gay jokes), I would love it. You thought of it first.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 08:32 PM) Yes...who we better trade if we're out of it come the deadline. I actually would be fine trading him even if we're in it, especially if a team like Florida views him as a closer. KW better be trading Dotel for a couple of good prospects, then.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 08:30 PM) That's exactly what his role will be next year, that of 7th inning set-up man. So, he's replacing Dotel.

I fail to see how this improves the team this year or for the next few years. Pena is not the answer to any question other than: "Name a failed reliever who gives up runs in the 7th inning."

QUOTE (PlunketChris @ Jul 7, 2009 -> 07:33 PM) First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks. Throw in an upside down and backwards visor in there somewhere and we'll be bangin in no time bro! Toss me a natty ice! Sahweet! First in line at the tanning beds!