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Thome Ks. Inning over.

Thome down 0-2. Damn. All 3 hitters 0-2.

Incredible catch by Gomez. Shades of Torii

Two batters in a row down 0-2.

K.

QUOTE (Cali @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 08:26 PM) Don't know what he's so scared of. The Twins line up is not as menacing as the Indians... It's the unknown.

It sounds like the PA guy is calling Swisher, "Wizard".

Out of the inning.

2-0

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 03:38 PM) Oh, I almost forgot. In my final season I batted .378 with 54 stolen bases and a .400 OBP, things were looking up for me at that time...and then the Cubs farm system traded for me thus ending my baseball career forever. I just couldn't play for them. Damn. You forgot about the Nazis, Super Models, Pirates and reanimated monkey corpses.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 03:16 PM) In that case... I was playing minor league baseball for the Dayton Dragons. http://www.daytondragons.com/ Better? Sweet! That makes your story MUCH better!

Two lists! Tex, are you sending me yours?

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 02:59 PM) Believe it or not, I was playing baseball. It's from a series of charity based games we play every Summer, alternating between Chicago and Colorado. A friend of mine rents out various stadiums for us to play in, and we play a series of games with experienced and non experienced players (we try to keep the teams balanced so one doesn't get crushed). It's a best of 5 series over two grueling days. Aside from that, I dabbled in adult leagues with a friend of mine in Indiana, etc...however, my skills have seriously eroded as I haven't played in two years now. I am hoping to return this year to play for the charity games, as it will be located in the Chicago area...he always gets us a nice stadium to play in so I never pass it up unless life prevents me from playing. :/ I wish I could play in a real league again, but time simply doesn't permit, especially this year as I'll be getting married later this Summer. Nice! Here I was hoping that you got to play in the minors.

QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 03:49 PM) I think he was playing baseball. Was he playing for HS, College, or was he in the minors?

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 10:44 AM) Me @ Kane County: So, what's the story behind this picture?

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 02:39 PM) Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Attendance: 49,332 Monday, April 3, 2000, 2:05PM It was Craig Wilson at 3B and Konerko was the DH The trivia Q was about the home opener. Kong played 3B in the home opener.

QUOTE (RibbieRubarb @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 02:39 PM) I think the entire bullpen should grow beards just like this! Then, they need a "ZZTop Night" at the ballpark. FREE beards for everyone! Get on it Brooks!

Man that green is too bright. Why not use a darker green like this?

QUOTE (CryptviLL @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 11:25 PM) How Do I get my Chin hair the same color-like of Nick Swisher. It is amazing.. Thank you... First you have to have puberty hit you.

I rickrolled the whole site on April Fools Day.

I warned you because you were only posting there so that you could bump the thread and taunt Steve and his past opinions. You were not posting to contribute anything positive.

Yay! My first list! Only 19 to go!

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 08:58 PM) for reference............ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years..._100_Laughs Here's another reference: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=486183

QUOTE (Texsox @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 08:30 PM) Dr. Strangelove Blazing Saddles Airplane Serial Animal House RV It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World The Graduate Annie Hall I'll think of a few more. I assume no comedy DVD, concert appearances, etc. are permitted? If you PM me the list, then everyone won't copy you.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 08:12 PM) That boy's good! Yeah. Good and Terrible.