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Hopefully this isn't as bad as it could be.

Yea, Ultimate Warrior (now just known as Warrior, officially changed his name), is alive and well, and also has a website. Ultimatewarrior.com -y2

Let me be the first to welcome you, and then insult you, you midget Arnie Munoz loving, Joe Borchard defending son of a b****. Seriously though, this is the right message board for intelligent conversation (mostly), when it comes to the White Sox, and baseball in general...unless of course, you get me talking about Joe Borchard and Munoz.

f*** Dejesus. QUOTE(marsh @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 04:25 PM) Nobody f***s with dejesus.

It figures that the day I start my very first gameday spring training thread the Sox put in B squad pitching. :banghead

If you just offered me crap on a stick for Josh Stewart in a straight up deal, I decline, unless you're willing to take Borchard as part of the deal! QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 03:47 PM) So much for trade value. Crap-on-a-stick.com

Well so much for Josh Stewart 'quietly' getting his stuff back. He was mashed by the Royals a day after Sergio Mitre dominates them. B) QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 03:43 PM) Stewart relieved shingo. Then buck singles teahan doubles to make it second and third. Gotay hits a single but advances on timo's throw home. 4-3 royals with dejesus at the plate no outs.

A riddle: Question: What is this : :sleep ?? Answer: Joe Borchard while at bat. QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 03:39 PM) Joe has such great power that it's depressing that he can't make contact on a consistent basis. Maybe if he lost the "deer-in-the-headlights" look and opened his eyes when he's at bat, he could make more contact. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

2B, Roberto Alomar 3B, Roberto Alomar SS, Royce Clayton C, Roberto Alomar 1B, Paul Konerko LF, Roberto Alomar CF, Aaron Rowand RF, Roberto Alomar SP, Carl Everett Seriously though, I don't know. QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 02:14 PM) Lineups?

You mean like saying, Munoz is 4'8"?! QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 02:08 PM) haha sorry, I should've put it in green since I was being sarcastic. I don't think he has a fastball.

Arnie Munoz has a fastball? I thought all he had was the greatest curveball ever in the history of the game? By my calculations, Munoz curve breaks exactly eleventeen inches. Seriously though, after watching Munoz and his invincible 'curve', I've come to the conclusion that his curve takes a predictable motion, loops the exact same way and doesn't have serious enough bite on it to matter. Eleventeen inches or not. QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 01:54 PM) lol same with Arnie Munoz's fastball

If I were GM of the Nationals, that'd never happen...first, in exchange for nothing, I'd request that KW tack on 1.2M dollars for me to take Everett off his hands. THEN, if KW wanted Everett back, it would need to be a package deal, I'd accept nothing less then Josh Stewart AND BMac for Everett. QUOTE(GoSox05 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 01:50 PM) Sox are going to trade carl Everett to the nationals and then trade Stewart to the Nationals to get Everett back.

We need to trade Josh Stewart for Roberto Alomar before it's too late! Why is this so much fun for me, Anthrax?

Whoever should be pitching won't be...KW traded him away for Roberto Alomar earlier this morning. QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 12:46 PM) Midgets stool our keybaords.. ON a side note.. Who is pitching this time around?

Are the Sox not playing the Royals today?! Why no game thread thus far?!

What is Stony saying?! QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 02:15 PM) Stone is awesome.

Last season, for instance, there is no way we moved runners along and scored them on timely sac flys or base hits. This makes me happy.

And the really good news is we are scoring runs this spring WITHOUT having to rely on the long ball...although yesterday it was nice against the Cubs. B)

And I believe Steve Stone is going to be in the booth, correct?! Iggy should also be playing, so hopefully Pods is, too. QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 07:41 AM) Game will be on ESPN2 and Comcast today. For those old school fans, the game will also be broadcast on radio. 1:05 CST start.

Post. Of. The. Pre-Season. (The official season hasn't yet started, so you are not yet elegible for post of the year award.) QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 11:42 PM) I think he should start in Charlotte

Where are all the updates?!

It IS only spring training, and I'd like to think that Buehrle can pitch like the ace he is for more than 5 innings...the way he was roughed up in the 6th shows it's only spring training, Burhrle is usually good for 7+ innings of solid pitching. -y2 QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:41 PM) All the local news tonight will be saying that it's "only spring training" I can see it now.

Cubs have men on 1st and 3rd, no outs at the moment.

Update us, inning, how many outs, etc? QUOTE(Yoda @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:11 PM) I believe that'll be all for Mark Buehrle. He looked excellent. Was hitting his spots. Hopefully he'll walk out with a W.

Long time reader, first time poster...someone play some dogs barking or something. QUOTE(madbilly @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 04:15 PM) Thanks, been a long time reader, this my first post