Yoda

Debate over.

We have to thank the New York mother f***ing Mets for sending the Cubs in a desperate slump. The Braves will take 2 out of 3 and either the Astros or Giants will head into the playoffs, via the WC. Giants... take advantage of this!

MOTHER f***ING GAME OVER!!!!!!!! YOU CAN KISS THE MOTHER f***ING PLAY OFFS GOOD-BYE!!!!!!!

Nomar bunts for the 2nd out. Macias at 2nd. PLEASE GET THIS OUT!!!!!

Patterson out on strikes. Here comes Nomar...

f*** no.... lead off basehit. What the FUDGE is going on?

Right on brotha! Okay... now all Cincinnati needs to do is retire the side and Cubbie fans can wave the playoffs good-bye!

f*** YES!!!!!!!

Okay... Okay... there's a man on 3rd with 2 outs. All the Reds need to do is hit a basehit. Here comes Jose Valentin's brother...

Here's hoping Ichiro can get to 258.

Ronny Santo and that other guy (who ever the hell he is) suck! They never mention how many outs there are.

INNING OVER!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY 1 OUT SINCE I'M HEARING THE GAME ON THE RADIO . Let's go Reds!

Damn... bases loaded. A double play would be sweet.

I honestly expected the Cubs to sweep the Reds, but I was horribly wrong and glad about it.

f***!!!!!! 1st and 3rd with 1 out.

The Reds are just sending guys with ERA's above 10. :headshake There's a leadoff basehit for the Flubs. Here comes Corky...

f***ing Reds can't do anything. :headshake The Scrubs are coming to bat in the bottom of the 11th.

The Wild Card is most likely to be won by the Astros. They play the Colorado Rockies over the weekend and taking 2 out of 3 may have them in those playoffs. Go Astros! Go San Francisco! :fthecubs

Hell yeah! The Cubs don't score. The Reds have better score in the top of the 11th. A win will destroy those Cub playoff tickets.

Reds had runners on 1st and 2nd but can't score. The game goes to the bottom of the 10th.

Extra innings! Come on Reds... don't fail us.

My English teacher keeps reminding me that he has a bet with my older brother. He says that if the Cubs win the World Series (Yes... the WS) my brother has to wear a Cubs shirt. Not too bad. :puke