MinnesotaSoxFan

The petition on the site is now up to ten keep signing! If we get to a 1,000 signatures, we might make this a Closer by Committee

Here. Maybe we can get KW,Sox, hell even Jerry to see this Keep Cock...er Koch off the mound!

I got an idea! Everybody in this forum give 10 bucks to KW and in no time we can pay the 6 million dollars off!

I hate this song and if I see this on the remix topic, I will seriously make 5 anti Cock songs... opps I mean Koch!

That is a sign of relief! I would have cried like a baby if he was that bad and we paid him booku bucks!

Tonight we should all chat and make the PBP by us, Sox Fans. This way we all can give ourself entertainment and not hear those bipartisan commentators!

Here you go buddy! Little Willie (Little Willy) North side, South side Little Willie, Willie wears the crown, he's the king around town Running, Slidding Willie drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy stealing down Way past one, and feeling alright 'Cause with little Willie round they can last all night Hey down, stay down, stay down down 'Cause little Willie, Willie will go home But you can't push Willie round Willie won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willie, Willie will go home Up town, down town Little Willie, Willie drives them wild with his run-around style Inside, outside Willie sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy stealing smile Man done chase Willie down through the hall But laugh, Willie laugh, he don't care at all Hey down, stay down, stay down, down 'Cause little Willie, Willie will go home But you can't push Willie round Willie won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willie, Willie will go home Little Willie, Willie will Willy will, Willie will Little Willie, Willie will Willie will, Willie will Little Willie, Willie will Willie will, Willie will Little Willie, Willie will Willy will, Willie will 'Cause little Willie, Willie will go home But you can't push Willie round Willie won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willie, Willie will go home 'Cause little Willie, Willie will go home But you can't push Willie round Willie won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willie, Willie will go home

Born in the South Side (Born in the USA) Born down in a dead man's town The first hit I took was when I ran the ground Cubs end up like a dog that's been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just covering up Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side I got in a little hometown jam And so they put a bat in my hands Sent me off to the Metrodome To go and beat the Minnesota man Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Come back home to the Cell Coach says "Son if it was up to me" I go down to see the G.M. man He said "Son don't you understand" Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side Born in the South Side I had a buddy at Milwaukee Fighting off the Twins They're still there, he's all gone He had a little girl in New York I got a picture of him in her arms Down in the shadow of the Cell Out by the gun fires of the projects I'm one mile down the road Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go I'm a long gone Ozzie in the South side Born in the South Side I'm a cool rocking Ozzie in the South Side Born in the South Side

White Sox Eyes (Private Eyes) Look into my White Sox eyes I see you, you see me Watch you blowin’ the lead when you’re making a scene Oh man, you’ve got to know What my head overlooks The senses will show to my heart When it’s watching for lies You can’t escape my White Sox eyes They’re watching you They see your every play White Sox eyes They’re watching you White Sox eyes They’re watching you watching you watching you watching you You play with us you play with me You can twist it around Ozzie that ain’t enough Cause man I’m gonna know If you’re letting me in or letting me go Don’t lie when you’re hurting inside ’cause you can’t escape my White Sox eyes They’re watching you They see your every play White Sox eyes They’re watching you White Sox eyes They’re watching you watching you watching you watching you Why you try to put up a run for me I’m a spy but on your side you see Slip on, into any disguise I’ll still know you Look into my White Sox eyes

Nice work! I want that baby up. I recommend Goldmember for future signatures!

I need that sig to be put in! This time, I will be patient. That is the gratest sig. Why do I bother getting a new one after this?

This thread really rocks(no pun intended) What kind of help do you want? Lyrics or just a title.

Home Run Hitting (Kung Fu Fighting) Everybody was Home Run hitting Willie Harris is fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they hit with expert timing They were funky Chicago men from funky Chitown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chicago art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and slidding from the hip Everybody was Home Run hitting Willie Harris is fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they hit with expert timing There was funky Billy Koch and little Juan Uribe He said here comes the Twins, lets get it on We took a stance and made a stand, started swinging with the bat The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip Everybody was Home Run hitting Willie Harris is fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they hit with expert timing (repeat)..make sure you have expert timing Home Run hitting, Willie Harris has to be fast as lightning

It's five o clock and yet my signature photo isnt up yet

That is a mighty fine sig!

Can you put that in my signature box because my computer is jacked up and it won't it to be on there!

I was wondering if you could make me a signature photo. I would like a picture with Maggs that says New School and Ozzie with Old School. On the bottom says Minnesota Sox Fan also can you put the 80's Sox logo in their.

As a Sox fan in Minnesota, I would be walking around town with my Sox gear and people do the same thing that you did to those with ScRubbies. We are all hypocrites according to youir beliefs.

All I can say is, Scrubbie Fans bandwagoning on the Sox. Piece of trash Cub fans!

Music+Sox=UNITY IN SOXTALK

What the hell is "ballmall"?

Just Keep Winning (Just Keep Swimming, Finding Nemo) Hey Mr Ozzie Guillen You know what you gotta do when life gets you down? Just keep Winning Just keep Winning Just keep Winning, Winning Winning What do we do we win, win, win OH HO HO How I love to win When you WAAAAAANNTTT to win you want to win

Maggs you are a shinning star (Shinning Star) Yeah, hey When you wish upon a star Dreams will take you very far, yeah When you wish upon a dream Life ain't always what it seems, oh yeah Once you see your light so clear In the sky so very dear Maggs,You're a shining star, no matter who you are Shining bright to see what you can truly be That you can truly be Shining star come into view Shine is watchful light on you, yeah Gives you strength to carry on Make your body big and strong Future roads for you to pass Love to watch your mug past The shining star, lucky you The sinful redeeming shall be true On an adventure of the sun, yeah Yeah it's all awake and just begun Yeah, thought I had to stir the mood That's it now I got my own oh yeah So if you find yourself in need Why don't you listen to his words of heat Be a Sox free of sin Be some place, yes I can Words of Wisdom: Yes I can Maggs, You're a shining star, no matter who you are Shining bright to see what you can truly be You're a shining star, no matter who you are Shining bright to see what you can truly be Shining star for you to see, what your life can truly be Shining star for you to see, what your life can truly be Shining star for you to see, what your life can truly be

WhiteSox (Sledgehammer) You could have your Mr. Zero if you'd just struck out you could have an Frank Thomas if you bring your Home Run back all you do is call me I'll be anything you need you could have a Willie Harris going up and down, all around the bends you could have a Carlos Lee, this amusement never ends I want to be your White Sox why don't you call my name oh let me be your White Sox this will be my testimony show me round your Batting Cage 'cos I will be your Batting Practice open up your Batting Cage where the bat is as sweet as can be I want to be your White Sox why don't you call my name you'd better call the White Sox put your mind at rest I'm going to be-the White Sox this can be my testimony I'm your sledgehammer let there be no doubt about it White White White Sox I've kicked the habit shed my skin this is the new stuff I go slidding in, we go slidding in oh won't you show for me and I will show for you show for me, I will show for you yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you only you you've been coming through going to build that power build, build up that power, hey I've been feeding the rhythm I've been feeding the rhythm going to feel that power, build in you come on, come on, help me do yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you I've been feeding the rhythm I've been feeding the rhythm it's what we're doing, doing all day and night ---------------------------------

Rowand Rowand Rowand (Rawhide) Keep movin', movin', movin', Though they're improvin', Keep them doggies movin' Rowand! Don't try to understand 'em, Just catch and throw and grab 'em, Soon we'll be living high and wide. Boy my heart's calculatin' My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride. Move 'em on, head 'em up, Head 'em up, move 'em out, Move 'em on, head 'em out Rowand! Set 'em out, ride 'em in Ride 'em in, let 'em out, Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rowand. ----------------------- I'm A GM (Soul Man) Comin' to ya on a dusty road Good playin' I got a truck load And when you get it you got something So don't worry cause I'm coming I'm a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM Got what I got the hard way And I'll make it better each and every day So fans don't you fret Cause you ain't seen nothing yet I'm a GM I'm a GM Play it Ozzie! I'm a GM I'm a GM Listen I was brought up on a side street I learned how to play before I could eat I was educated from good a sock When I start winnin' I just can't stop I'm a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in Give you hope and be your friend, man! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a GM I'm a GM You're a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM I'm a GM ----------------------- Sox in Time (Back in Time) Tell me Jerry, where are we going this time Is this the 80's, or 1959 All I wanted to do - was play my game and sign Sox take me away, I don't mind But you better promise me, I'll be back in time Gotta get back in time Don't bet your future, on one roll of the dice Better remember, Maggs never strikes twice Please don't play at eight, don't wanna be late again Sox take me away, I don't mind But you better promise me, I'll be back in time Gotta get back in time Gotta get back in time Get me back in time Gotta get back in time Gotta get back in time Get back, get back Get back Ozzie Gotta get back in time Gotta get back in time Get back, get back