Buehrle>Wood

Kaskade is an interesting dude. Curious how tickets are selling for the show at the park considering its 10 days after he headlines lollapalooza

Tepera. Edit: nvm see my boy has been addressed.

He looks safe at first

Team needs to empty the farm for Jazz in the offseason

I thought all the Keith law stuff came after the trade

The beer prices are utterly absurd now.

Wow thought he touched that

He's hurt but yeah this offseason I'll give up the farm for him

Cool. It's a broken roster and Eloy has to actually play at some point.

Tepera last year.

Is anyone really against the pull of Lynn? It didn't work out I guess in retrospect, but its whatever.

Just like Abner designed it

Six through Nine are a combined 0-8 with 4 k's.

You would think the elder statesman going out and having a huge year while insisting on being in the lineup no matter what would rub off on the younger players...

Thats on the roster construction. Grandal and Sheets needed to be in this first game. And Abreu will of course play both.

Should go Vaughn-Leury-Sheets in the OF to embrace the terribleness. With a contact pitcher, what could go wrong

Lynn game 2

Lefty pilkington starting game 2 should be a free win. Would like to see Sheets+Grandal in this first line-up although may have to get creative with the positions.

The post game fireworks are sponsored by a start-up cult lmao

Many Credit card machines down across the park, leading to half the concession stands closing early and extremely long lines everywhere else. Just in case the on the field product wasn't a big enough fuck you to the 35k here

Walk ahead of Ramirez. Brilliant

Sox have to retaliate

Oh no, not Eloy! Anyways

Lol

Lmfao absolutely pathetic you only get to 1st on that