fathom

Tell your loved ones to stay off the roads tonight

Kind of funny they already are winless vs RHP and undefeated vs LHP.

At least he shifted and didn’t think Billy Hamilton was a superstar

They were way too cocky heading into the year

This Mariners offense is so bad. Only the crappy pitchers on the team had any issue with them.

This is up there with using Ruiz in a big spot last year

You see how they’ve drastically reduced shifting?

Hendriks in....you can’t make this shit up

So excited to see Eaton lead off for next two weeks!

Have to be able to put away hitters. Saying someone pitched ok is like Bummer on opening night.

They will use the excuse of injury to our best outfielder Hamilton

I forgot where I heard it but they want to avoid using him back to back days

Foster pitched ok?

You absolutely can’t let Foster stay in there to face Seager if you’re planning on using Bummer one out later.

Keuchel half-assed ST, so it’s no surprise he’s struggling at the start.

Feels like we’ve already blown more games than we did for the first 95 pct of last year

It doesn’t worry you in the slightest that Tony looks so incompetent?

If you bring him in now, how was he not in to face Seager last inning? This is ridiculous. I’m sure we will hear it’s Tony’s master plan to confirm how the holdovers are a bunch of losers.

It’s like last season never ended with the bad managing, horrible bullpen and pathetic defense.

Somehow he will throw too many pitches and not be ready tomorrow.

Unbelievable how dumb and bad this team is. Just a terrible first week

Bummer warming up....Tony sucks

Good thing Tony gave up and let Foster face an extra batter.

I would say it’s less about win-loss results and more just the overall talent level we’re seeing in lineups.

Just in general about using last year’s stats for pitchers