fathom

Our pitchers just walk so many hitters, and seemingly never have an easy inning after they score

Too early for defensive replacement?

He’s so damn strong

3:30 start

They’ll blame Boyer

Celebration injury?

Someone going on IL, signs point to Benintendi

Great win!

And then trashed the fans after he left

They just can’t hit RHP. Same old story

No one cares enough. This franchise is dead until they have a new owner

That’s what we said when we wanted Tony gone

More like upset he can’t hit with an aluminum bat anymore

Getz

Easy to pitch to a lineup with absolutely no power.

Trade everyone if it’s a fire sale. Won’t be hard to find a first baseman who can hit 15 homers.

And the minors are a disaster right now unfortunately (due to injuries)

Eloy probably ruptured a testicle

Hendriks

It’s the same team from last year, but Abreu was better than Benintendi. This core has been a massive flop and Hahn has made some horrific acquisitions.

Rumors are he’s close to retiring

Winning is not having to pay someone 300 million dollars

It’s all Boyer’s fault though

What’s the chances JR is senile and Hahn and KW are telling them they’re winning all these games?

Catch the fucking ball