bschmaranz

What about in cases when you are indeed the bully?

Double negative?

Seriously guy, don't throw stones. You've been the king of misinformation and you do it with such contempt for everyone around here it's amazing you still come back.

To dust off my inner McConaughey... "It'd be a lot cooler if they did!"

To fuck with your head!

You guys are gonna let me know when to line up some rails, right?

They definitely need a righty bat in that lineup.

So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin.

I think Peavy is on repeat.

Fair point. You've convinced me, let's give this guy $15+ million a year to play 85 games. Get it done Rick!

While I don't disagree with that at all, wouldn't you think Harper wouldn't be so inclined to meet with them had his market developed otherwise?

Could be both?

Harper meeting with Philly now is interesting. To me it kinda indicates his market isn't as hot as they thought it'd be.

Definitely that.

Paging Denard Span?

You just broke my heart sir, I hadn't found out yet.

I hate this comment so much. Nothing is more frustrating to me than Engel getting 350+ ABs. But there's sadly not much alternative.

You just helped rekindle my man crush for Mr. Perfect.

He's gonna be way too pricey for a guy that can't stay healthy. Only way we should upgrade center is via trade.

What character is that, complete fricken tool?

Wtf is wrong with that guy? Of course you're not gonna get credit, he didn't say Tulo was signing just that they're interested in bringing him in. Why does he try so hard to sound like the douchiest of douches?

Shields88 will be his new handle.

Maybe they were the only ones offering a major league deal? Who knows. Maybe they got a deal swirling for Andujar and will still need another infielder. Tulo may not even be good enough to make the damn team.

Yup. He's missed 258 games the last 2 years, it's a minimum deal. What are we wigging out over here?