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Owens LF Fields RF Thome DH Konerko 1b AJ C Rowand CF Crede 3b Richar 2b Dye SS Yep, it all makes sense now. Dye fills the need at shortstop, he did play there last year after all.

I was afraid you were going to say there was betting in the WSOP...

In Erstad's defense, I've always heard him referred to as one of the fastest players on Nebraska's football team, and definitely the fastest punter they ever had. If BA was still with the Sox, I'd say him because he was well thought of as a basketball player as well as baseball, where he is obviously athletic, even if he can't lay off an offspeed pitch down and away.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 1, 2007 -> 11:58 AM) "AJ Pierzynski and Scott 'Pods' Podsednik accidentally get caught in a pose that seems to resemble doggy style sex" I guess it just goes to show, there is nothing funny about White Sox baseball right now.

QUOTE(fathom @ Jun 24, 2007 -> 07:27 PM) Week and Braun for Buehrle? Interesting How about Weeks and Braun for Buehrle and Iguchi? A little less lopsided.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jun 18, 2007 -> 02:59 PM) Why would anyone fight over a stripper? No no, she was flashing me!

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ May 4, 2007 -> 01:22 AM) He got a year younger. Either that, or BA can't do math. Jeez, BA can't do math OR hit!

QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Apr 25, 2007 -> 09:46 PM) That's a little exaggerated, but, yes, relativity does say that. It would take a lot longer than a few minutes for the person to be dead, though. I remember the example I heard was a young boy going on his lightspeed ride, and coming back to his little brother being an old man. Fascinating.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Apr 25, 2007 -> 05:17 PM) That's incredible. The size of the universe is mind boggling. Even if we ever figure out how to travel and the speed of light, things will still be out of our reach. It is actually believed that traveling at the speed of light only benefits the traveler. When one travels near the speed of light (it is impossible to match it), you actually travel forward in time. For example, if you took a few minutes to ride at lightspeed around Central Park, your friends who saw you off would probably be dead when you came back. However, you would only be a few minutes older. I'm no expert, but physics is a really fascinating subject.

How do you know this?

It's been said that Sinclair has had similar disputes with other major cable companies before, and that they are asking for a good deal more than market value. Mediacom claims they have offered the same deal to Sinclair as Sinclair has signed with another cable provider, consequently making Sinclair their highest paid channels. Mediacom has said that the FOX stations have done nothing to warrant such a ludicrous deal, such as popular local programming. It will likely be resolved eventually, but Sinclair Broadcasting is trying to bully Mediacom as it has tried others.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Dec 8, 2006 -> 03:11 PM) baseball reference says they have no relation at all We should just ask Juan We would, but no one understands his language so we would never know the answer.

I love how quickly Carl Crawford turned into "Babe" Crawford.

Pontiac vs. Prairie Central/Pontiac vs. Central Catholic gotta represent central illinois.

This is the show with Shatner right?

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Aug 30, 2006 -> 04:33 AM) I have to say, just all of the advertising you guys have over there for Fast Food is just absolutely crazy. And then you have so many people going through the drive - thru at these joints, because they're too lazy to get out of their cars just to get their food. haha never even thought of that. So many fat people would slim down just because their lazy asses would skip meals if there was no drive thru. That would be a good way to cut back.

If Thome is out very long at all, (which I hope he isn't) I wouldn't mind seeing a lineup like this. Pods LF Gooch 2B Paulie 1B JD RF AJ C Crede 3B Uribe SS Anderson CF Fields DH

Who released him? Why? Is this guy an asshole or something? Can he play CF defense?

QUOTE(YASNY @ Aug 11, 2006 -> 10:35 AM) Very possible. I also think Sandy will replace Baines on the coaching staff next year. Fixed. Post-2006 + Baines =

So what are the chances Oz puts in Mack next inning for BA?

JOE FOCKING CREDE!!!!!

CHW: Garland(12-3, 4.99 ERA) NYY: Johnson(11-9, 5.11 ERA) It's time for clinch the series win! Jon it's time to eat some innings we have a tired pen. Sox it to em!

Who's 1-0 in gamethread starts? Yep.

Out of curiosity, how is the creator member number 127? Is member number 1 still around?

QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Aug 8, 2006 -> 02:06 PM) Here's a nugget for ya: I called the Konerko grand slam. I just KNEW he was going to do it and I told everybody at the bar prior to the first pitch. And then, BAM. How weird is that? My favorite part is that, after they caught back up, AJ's on the mound with Ozzie and he says oh well, we'll just have to break their hearts again. And that's just what we did. Magical. That's funny. As Paulie walks up, he says "What are the chances he hits a bomb here." Seconds later, we're screaming "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARDDDD...YES!"