Jabroni

Dye is horrible.

Yep. Juan-Gone will be in RF if he can ever stay healthy. I think they will dump Boone's worthless ass and put Blake back at 3rd base.

First pitch pop out. God, he f***ing sucks. I bet they are going to release him soon and move Blake back to 3rd base now that Gerut is healthy. Cora flies out. 2 down for Belliard.

Come on Martinez. Show that you're not a bust... And he does! Leadoff single for him! Ughhh, Boone will f*** this up.

f*** YES!

Cuddyer is 0 for 3 tonight, but that probably means he's due.

IBB to Jackie Jones. They want to face Cruddyer.

IBB to Morneau. They are trying for the DP. I wonder if Torii will win the game.

f***ing Lew Ford. Morneau up.

Juan Castro grounds out. 1 down. Lew Ford up. :puke

Jos-K staying in the game to play 1st base.

You suck, Gerut. Inning over.

You suck, Jos-K.

Hafner hits a 1-out single. Broussard up...

Terry Mulholland in for Rincon... Hit a f***ing homer, Hafner.

Blake with a first pitch out. :puke

Walkoff homer please Blake, Hafner, or Broussard.

YES, INNING OVER!

The only good thing is that Mike "Wheels" Redmond is at 2nd base.

Matt Miller in for Sabathia. Any bets on Shannon Stewart knocking in the run?

Sabathia is done. Stiffee with a single. Runner at 1st and 2nd. 2 outs.

And Sabathia walks Mike Redmond. Terry Stiffee up with 2 outs.

Jackie Jones K's. 1 out. Cruddyer up... Cruddyer pops out on the first pitch. 2 outs for Redmond.

The Indians' offense is like the Cubs' offense -- pitiful.

God, he sucks ass. Alex Cora walks! Runners at 1st and 2nd now with 1 out. Belliard up... And the asshole strikes out on 3 pitches. 2 outs for Sizemore... Sizemore K's. No runs score. Inning over. Twins are gonna win this one. :puke